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WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

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blatantly gets mogged by the chickfila sandwich with pepperjack cheese and polynesian sauce

sorry sweaty,
why would I want 4oz of fake meat under a salad and bread compiled by rabid niggers
when I can get pasture farms raised grade A lightly fried chicken breast assembled by a qt pale blond struggling to pay tuition,
served with a gleaming smile and extra napkins as her tight black pants squeeze her 19 year old ass and you're surrounded by good ole boys in a state of the art facility with impeccable cleanliness.
no combo? that'll only be 5.49 sir. :). You... Y-you want my N-number? haha, sure thing :)

you can log off now, liTTle one.
 
Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

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I like the idea of the whopper, which is why I used to get tricked into buying one ever after having the same thing happen every time

They use shit lettuce, it should be used in a salad not a large burger. It falls out cause the burger is too big and floppy.
The tomatoes are fucking pipsqueaks, same problem of falling out.
The onions are retarded, somehow their least problematic vegetable of the burger.

And you have to say "Whopper with cheese" like I'm some fucking faggot who wants a hamburger rather than a cheeseburger


Makes sense they're the first one to introduce the impossible meat abomination, if that's not already been happening
 
NortheastPhilly

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Brooke Shields said:
I like the idea of the whopper, which is why I used to get tricked into buying one ever after having the same thing happen every time

They use shit lettuce, it should be used in a salad not a large burger. It falls out cause the burger is too big and floppy.
The tomatoes are fucking pipsqueaks, same problem of falling out.
The onions are retarded, somehow their least problematic vegetable of the burger.

And you have to say "Whopper with cheese" like I'm some fucking faggot who wants a hamburger rather than a cheeseburger


Makes sense they're the first one to introduce the impossible meat abomination, if that's not already been happening
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I tried a Whopper for the first time like a year ago, just because I had never had one.
It stunk. Bread was stale, really bland, not even juicy. Every other fast food place has far surpassed Burger King and entered the 21st century
 
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Brooke Shields said:
I like the idea of the whopper, which is why I used to get tricked into buying one ever after having the same thing happen every time

They use shit lettuce, it should be used in a salad not a large burger. It falls out cause the burger is too big and floppy.
The tomatoes are fucking pipsqueaks, same problem of falling out.
The onions are retarded, somehow their least problematic vegetable of the burger.

And you have to say "Whopper with cheese" like I'm some fucking faggot who wants a hamburger rather than a cheeseburger


Makes sense they're the first one to introduce the impossible meat abomination, if that's not already been happening
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It's a sloppy sandwich and Burger King hires mostly dummies. Even if it were a good sandwich, the atmosphere and the morons working there make it a no go zone for me.
 
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