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Whopper or quarter pounder?

Kinderman

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Also, Dave Thomas was adopted. And any time I hear that I have to wonder what kind of evil shit that baby did to make their parents not love them. Square patties is pretty fucked up, honestly. I'd say his parents dodged a bullet and a fat redheaded granddaughter
I knew this dumb bitch who was adopted, and when I wanted to piss her off I’d call her an orphan. I was a mean kid sometimes.
 

Turk February

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I just realized how dangerous my room is. This is unrelated. But Theresa spilled beer and soup next to if not on a power strip.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I knew this dumb bitch who was adopted, and when I wanted to piss her off I’d call her an orphan. I was a mean kid sometimes.
I met a girl when I was a little kid one time and we were hanging out all day having fun and then she asked me if I was adopted because she didn't think I looked like either of my parents. I was like "I'll go ask." My mom already heard her ask me and she got pissed and was like "how would you like it if someone asked you if you're adopted?" And she was like "I am adopted" and got upset and left. I still feel bad when I think about that and even at the time my mom was kind of just like "little bitch" even though I wasn't remotely bothered by it.
 

Kinderman

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I met a girl when I was a little kid one time and we were hanging out all day having fun and then she asked me if I was adopted because she didn't think I looked like either of my parents. I was like "I'll go ask." My mom already heard her ask me and she got pissed and was like "how would you like it if someone asked you if you're adopted?" And she was like "I am adopted" and got upset and left. I still feel bad when I think about that and even at the time my mom was kind of just like "little bitch" even though I wasn't remotely bothered by it.
Poor lil mug just wanted to meet someone like her. Little did she know she was meeting a feral heathen and his acid-tongued mother.
 
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I used to really enjoy a whopper from time to time. But I haven't had one in years so I'll have to go with the Quarter Pounder.

I miss the big & tasty tbqhwy
 

Leeeavings

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Eating ten cheeseburgers and two fries from a bag of White Castles you got between your legs when you're driving drunk between the bar and your girl's place where you'll shit yourself with a wet fart then proceed to decimate the toilet in the morning is PFG living.
I think the thing I miss about drinking the most is that I haven’t been to White Castle in 15 years
 
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