Whoever is the brotha man that said Moo would be forced to share a cabin: well done!

[Sue Lightning]

Someday, in the not very distant future, we'll all look back on Joe's Big Cruise Ship Adventure as being the single dumbest thing he's ever done.

He went on national TV and told a judge unprompted he was a pedophile, because a mongoloid baby killer got his crooning gig cancelled. Its a tough one.

 

[hikomow633]

Can't you just see Slow Joe stomping his bow legs in protest?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joe was hoping his roomie would be a 20 year old Brazilian boy, so the nights would be full of "endless bummers."

Now Joseph’s tongue feels nothing but “endless gummers”

 

[UnPRePared]

I had mentioned that I hoped he got bunked up with someone at some point. Im sure he bitched his ass off about it. I think this might be a possible reason they dont offer him another contract for being difficult. They just appeased him to shut him up and close out the contract. They will replace him and not have to deal with his demands for special treatment. " We just arent a good fit". Joe will end up acting like it was his idea not to do it again but I think they will both mutually not want to work with each other. The unicorn will be free to roam other pastures. This will most likely be a One-and-Done event.

Oh they won't. Trust me on that.

When you're no one (get your jokes out of the way, awlroight), management doesn't love the direction of your show when you're shitty about simple little fucking things. I'm sure they'd love to leave him on the shores of Africa with his ancestors if they could find a legal loophole.

Do I get his bitch? I sincerely do, I would hate being stuck with a stranger for months in an already cramped cabin, but I'm set in my ways. Joe should be using this to network a little and make a good impression - we can laugh at this cruise thing, but if the company speaks highly of him after this, it will help him going Forward.

Instead he mooed every full moon until he got his own cruise hovel to graze. Nice reassuring future employment, stupid.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Theres something funny about how Joe was playing a cruise and he assumed it would be as luxurious as staying on one (not to say they are, it’s rube shit, but Joe and Ant love rube shit and loved cruises)

I’ll hang out and eat free breakfast on the ship! Then i’ll go onto land and go sight seeing! I’ll play my tunes on a venue stage headlining every night, i’ll go back to my 5 star cabin with satin sheets, BUT ONLY AFTER HITTING THE POKER ROOM

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Theres something funny about how Joe was playing a cruise and he assumed it would be as luxurious as staying on one (not to say they are, it’s rube shit, but Joe and Ant love rube shit and loved cruises)

I’ll hang out and eat free breakfast on the ship! Then i’ll go onto land and go sight seeing! I’ll play my tunes on a venue stage headlining every night, i’ll go back to my 5 star cabin with satin sheets, BUT ONLY AFTER HITTING THE POKER ROOM

That’s exactly what he thought it would be - he would be getting paid to “GO ON VACATION, LIBRARDS! If you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life!”

He saw himself as “the talent” that he would be playing sold out venues with adoring guests all cheering for him every night and after the show everyone coming up to him with drinks and hanging out with the rock star at the casino and just living the rock star life of luxury on the open seas.

But he’s a retard and doesn’t realize that wasn’t even close to reality. I’m sure they told him he wasn’t allowed to “mingle” with the guests and def not go to the casino but he’s Joe the ROCK STAR and those rules don’t apply to him!

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

The roomie might have complained about Joe's old man farts.

 

[Stent]

When you add it all up there is no way to look at it other than a net loss.

Cumias are used to themselves being a net loss. From the first one who sneaked out of the ship's hold with the other rats onto Ellis Island, all the way to faggot Warren today.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I suspect his demands were more like teary-eyed pleas. "Please! I CAN'T share that cabin! I'm 6-1! I'm begging you, please! I'm barely hanging on (sob), if I can't be alone in my room (sniff) I might fall apart completely! Please! I'll do anything! I'll bus tables, I'l push a mop, whatever you need, but PLEASE don't make me do this! (Sniff)"

 

[Petworth dude]

Cumias are used to themselves being a net loss. From the first one who sneaked out of the ship's hold with the other rats onto Ellis Island, all the way to faggot Warren today.

At least Warren has a chance of being a contributing member of society. Compared to most Cumia’s, at least his parents are somewhat competent

 

[JebJoh]

Someday, in the not very distant future, we'll all look back on Joe's Big Cruise Ship Adventure as being the single dumbest thing he's ever done.

He’ll top it within a week of getting off the boat.

 

[JebJoh]

I'd go several steps further and postulate that Joe will never set foot on any kind of boat ever again after this. The obese buffoon is sitting alone in a cramped cabin, drifting around the Baltic Sea, and filing down his tooth stumps with a Swiss Army knife file. It's a far cry from Saturday night at the Moose Lodge, or even his afternoon gigs at the vegetable stand. It's the lowest point of Joe's pitiful life, and it'll mark the beginning of his final pathetic decline.

I would guess that no one on board that leaky tub can stand Joe or his disgusting armpits, and they all probably laugh behind his back at every opportunity. Thus far, he hasn't taken a picture of or even mentioned a single coworker, which means that just like in Long Island, Joe doesn't have a friend in the world. If the smelly retard had tried a little harder to be a decent person, he might be in a real band of some kind, or making some money teaching lessons, and he wouldn't have had to resort to taking his gulag-like cruise ship gig at all. But he didn't, so there his is, falling to pieces in his tatty rags, all by his lonesome.

Long Island moms no longer pay deadbeat bar croakers for music lessons. They hire music professionals with degrees in education for such things. At the very least they bring them to school of rock and hope they don’t get diddled.

 

[JebJoh]

but if the company speaks highly of him after this, it will help him going Forward.

Instead he mooed every full moon until he got his own cruise hovel to graze. Nice reassuring future employment, stupid.

That’s not this gig at all. Nobody will ask about Joe, nobody cares and nobody wants the gig. The guy who recruited him and tricked him into taking this gig will get the praise if Joe finishes the entire cruise. Nobody on the ship even knows his name.

 

[UnPRePared]

That’s not this gig at all. Nobody will ask about Joe, nobody cares and nobody wants the gig. The guy who recruited him and tricked him into taking this gig will get the praise if Joe finishes the entire cruise. Nobody on the ship even knows his name.

Nobody will ask about Joe, you're correct. But it's still a reference, and if he did a good job, these people talk.

If he uses them as a reference after this rubbish behaviour, then he's much stupider than any of us could have ever imagined.

 

[JebJoh]

Nobody will ask about Joe, you're correct. But it's still a reference, and if he did a good job, these people talk.

If he uses them as a reference after this rubbish behaviour, then he's much stupider than any of us could have ever imagined.

Future employers will call and hear, “joe who? How the fuck should I know, I never leave my office in London.”

 

[SwampYankee]

The $2k he pockets at the end of this will make it all worthwhile.

He has got about $5,000 in dental work coming so it will be a net loss. I understand the real jobs often include dental coverage. I know mine does.

 

[Petworth dude]

He has got about $5,000 in dental work coming so it will be a net loss. I understand the real jobs often include dental coverage. I know mine does.

Even if you have dental insurance, out of pocket costs are still very high compared to commercial health insurance plans. I had to get a crown recently, and my out-of-pocket payment was around $1,000.