Who would you rather return to the Patverse full time?

[RickReternal]

Eric all day long. He’s a boring, faux intellectual who smugly thinks he’s above it all but somehow one of Owen’s autists found his whore sisters cunt on the internet and some yelp reviews to boot. It was A+ entertainment

I agree with Eric. His brother, sister-in-law, and their kids haven’t been looked into yet. Imagine what could run him off next?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Yall still Patposting in 2024?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I wouldn't mind another round of bashing Jef Rouner, the "journalist" who sent pictures of his single digit age daughter to a literal pedophile to "cheer them up", and also made her dress provocatively to protest the school's dress code.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Shane Nokes was a top-five character in The Pat Show for me. Flashing his Xbox quality control badge and him getting ass raped with a butterknife was top comedy. I never really understood the appeal of Hildy and always thought my OnA friends were screwing with me - there's only so many jokes you can make about him being a virtuous pedophile.

That said, my favorite side character of all time is Paul. He's just so pathetic, it's hilarious.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I'd love a return of the Pretty Little Psycho.

 

[Antwan2]

Nokes 10/10 times. Not even close. The Hildy whoring sister reveal was the grand finale for his arc

 

[Harry Powell]

Look, Nokes is funnier, but Hildy’s sister is an all-time moment. What if Eric has MORE of that up his sleeve?

 

[Harry Powell]

I'd love a return of the Pretty Little Psycho.

She left in season 1 and hasn’t even come back for a cameo

 

[NigelCumia]

Yall still Patposting in 2024?

Yes.

 

[Sputnik]

I want hilde back because I think we've seen the saddest parts of Shane's life. If I got raped with a butter knife I sure as heck wouldn't offer that info up. As crazy as it sounds I think "noble pedophile" and whore sister are just the tip of the ice berg ova there.

 

[StlakerFatti]

PCJ.

Rest in power. May God protect his family and loved ones.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

I would say Shane but it makes me happy to know it's probably frustrating him to no end not being able to play an elite hacker tough guy on Twitter anymore.

He might actually grow as a person from being forced to get off social media.
Check his new twitter though @dewthepdx -- he tried to pick fights with people a few times but nobody responded since he only has like 10 followers lol

 

[JayFirebrand2]

I used to think Jackie was just as shitty of a character but I've kind of come around to how hilariously wrong she consistently is while acting with a smug, autistic air like she's a badass hacker from a 90s movie.

I wonder what would happen to Jackie if we all ignored her for a solid 3 months ... she would def lose her mind imo. She seems waaay more deranged than Pat.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I wonder what would happen to Jackie if we all ignored her for a solid 3 months ... she would def lose her mind imo. She seems waaay more deranged than Pat.

Hopefully she would stress eat (even more) to the point of giving herself a fat attack. A fat attack is when you're so fat and shit-colored your body kills itself in protest.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’d say Shane because he was a special kind of ridiculous - at first he was bragging he was a big deal that worked with all major gov agencies like FBI and The Secret Service and “retired” before 40 - then it turns out he worked a couple low level retail jobs before getting fired and now claiming to be disabled and on welfare going to the homeless people dentist and local food banks. Plus he was a very poor Jewish people which I didn’t think was possible - plus fat.

 

[MrRetardo]

I wonder what would happen to Jackie if we all ignored her for a solid 3 months ... she would def lose her mind imo. She seems waaay more deranged than Pat.

The lady who was scanning the smoke detector in her room with a counter-surveillance device, insisting her room was bugged, is deranged?

 

[Antwan2]

Hildy is a dullard. Nokes has the vigor and psychosis to really stir up the bbbboyz again.

 

[RickReternal]

I’d say Shane because he was a special kind of ridiculous - at first he was bragging he was a big deal that worked with all major gov agencies like FBI and The Secret Service and “retired” before 40 - then it turns out he worked a couple low level retail jobs before getting fired and now claiming to be disabled and on welfare going to the homeless people dentist and local food banks. Plus he was a very poor Jewish people which I didn’t think was possible - plus fat.

He was lying about being Jewish. Such a weirdo.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Shane Nokes was a top-five character in The Pat Show for me. Flashing his Xbox quality control badge and him getting ass raped with a butterknife was top comedy. I never really understood the appeal of Hildy and always thought my OnA friends were screwing with me - there's only so many jokes you can make about him being a virtuous pedophile.

That said, my favorite side character of all time is Paul. He's just so pathetic, it's hilarious.

Speaking of Paul, apparently he went to an indian art exhibit recently and took pictures of all their "art."

Then posted them to his website after slapping his name and a copyright symbol on him.

Princejvstin Photography

www.princejvstin.com

They're almost all photos too, so he took a photo of a photo then put his own name on it. Kind of hilarious.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

@NormsGhost Can you provide an argument for your support of AI-generated child pornography? And your (alleged) consumption of it?

Why Eric, why?