Who wins the fight - Pat or Dan? (POLL)

[The Greaseman]

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Patrick probably has spastic autistic rage energy…lots of slapping and biting

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Nigger [...] Nigger.

Flavia is about a 100-1 underdog against Niki, who's a physical beast that will dominate most male competitors. I don't know if Dan can take her even with peak trisomic explosiveness.

 

[guest]

How many are Dan alts?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

No hate for Dan here, but he seems soft.

 

[Harry Powell]

Boomia still has Dan’s back, but I notice his jilted lover @RobertMewler and his side chick @captain_kamala have abstained from voting.

 

[guest]

Dan is obviously old and out of shape but I can imagine that he could have had some fights as a dumb young mick in his college days in Boston. Rick obviously has never done any such thing so I have to give Dan the edge here.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Dan will box Pat's bitch tits

 

[guest]

Pat will just hand dan 60 pound dumbbells and dan will collapse under the weight.

You’re right, since he would be compelled to take them for whatever reason.

 

[guest]

Pat has the height and reach (and weight!) advantage plus natural impact-absorbing layers, Dan has the cagey inscrutability and animal cunning of a Mongoloid. Both have a high tolerance to pain: one via alcohol-deadened nerves and the other via an extra chromosome. This being a non-sanctioned match, unorthodox strategy could be the deciding factor: Dan severs Pat's Achillies with a bite, or maybe Pat screams "HELP I'M BEING RAPED BY NAZIS" loud enough that the cops show up.
All in all, a fairly even match. Too close to call for me. In any event, Pat claims victory over the atalkers on twitter.
The real matchup here is the wives. Nikkki "The Fridge" Robinson vs Flavia "Ty-D-Bol" Mullen in a no-holds-or-holes-barred cage match.

Thanks for the play by play.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Nice grafts, stupid

Yeah, way to embarrass white people everywhere @NigSam. The jews are laughing at you for your niggery spelling

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Dan has his own toilet shit smears tidied up by his own wife.. it's no contest

(I actually don't know what that means, OINK)

 

[guest]

Just from their fist and wrist sizes alone, Im going with Dan...Massachusetts folk also seem tougher than Wisconsinites.

 

[kingship75]

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Bit of a roid-belly, no?

Still a fawkin’ problem, tbh witcha.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dan's a particularly small down syndrome retard. Pat would neutralize him on sight.

 

[guest]