Who will be the first to go to jail?

[SFWA liaison]

my bet is on Patrick's great friend Jackson Jones, the pedophile facing ten charges of distribution of child abuse imagery that reportedly offered to traffic his own two kids to strangers on homosexual social media apps

 

[guest]

My money is on Dan since Patrick already has his dox and his wife is an illegal immigrant. Two birds with one stone for the feds.

The pig man himself for filing a false federal crime. Followed by Carol re his blatant homophobia. Third would be me as an innocent victim of faggotty circumstance.

‘Your honor the least honorable defendant Mr. CQ_1 impugned the fattest or at least faggotty citizen of Wisconsin by implying that he is a lying fat ass faggot.’

All cases within the entire state would then be dismissed on account of Patso’s wide scale rape and murder. Allegedly.

 

[guest]

my bet is on Patrick's great friend Jackson Jones, the pedophile facing ten charges of distribution of child abuse imagery that reportedly offered to traffic his own two kids to strangers on homosexual social media apps

The fuck? I know about Weimar and that fucking animal that hurt an eight year old but is this yet another pedo on the pig’s list? He deserves much worse than what he’s brought upon himself. He’s fucking fatter than ever. Fat, too.

 

[Meownaw]

Probably Wormkiller again, for completely unrelated but hilarious reasons.

Where did that nigger go? He missed out on two big happenings already.

 

[SFWA liaison]

The fuck? I know about Weimar and that fucking animal that hurt an eight year old but is this yet another pedo on the pig’s list? He deserves much worse than what he’s brought upon himself. He’s fucking fatter than ever. Fat, too.

this is his closest and strongest pedo connection, he's a radio DJ from Madison that Pat called "my great friend" (or similar) in a standup video

he somewhat locally famous so if you search "Jackson Jones child porn" you can find articles and shiet