Who will be the first to go to jail?

[GetOffMyLawn_3]

My money is on Dan since Patrick already has his dox and his wife is an illegal immigrant. Two birds with one stone for the feds.

 

[TheYepster]

Not me cause I am going in WiPro

 

[guest]

I’m going to go with the long shot and say Niki.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"It's amazing what you can find on the Dark Web!"

 

[guest]

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"It's amazing what you can find on the Dark Web!"

I’d choose him as well but I think he’s legitimately too stupid to use the dark web

 

[NoBacon]

If anyone does get legal trouble, it’s Dan. He’s known to Patrick, he’s proven to have text him and bothered him and been involved with this website and kiwifarms, he’s known to the police because he submitted a request for the bodycam footage also.

I’m still almost certain nothing will happen to him, they might look into him but texting someone to go on their podcast doesn’t land you in prison. Requesting information isn’t a crime, they can’t link him to the swatting because he didn’t do it (presumably)

If the swat caller wasn’t very bright. They’ll find and arrest them. Which will just be funny content since nobody here did it.

 

[DanFielding]

Patrick will punch someone one day and get arrested for assault.

 

[Udders]

1997 Toyota Tacoma

 

[BoringFaggot]

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

That would be you stlaker, time is running out

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It was me. Though I generally get in and out of jail all the time.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Trump, child.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Probably Wormkiller again, for completely unrelated but hilarious reasons.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I’d choose him as well but I think he’s legitimately too stupid to use the dark web

This nigga gets his kid porn in the mail or by fax 100%

 

[Jenna]

I'm gonna hedge my bet here and say Dominic rapes another 8-year-old.

 

[Snake]

rapes another 8-year-old.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

No one ever has or ever will face the slightest inconvenience or repurcussion for making fun of that fat idiot.

 

[Jenna]

Good job NPC. I bully you away from this place for like 3 days and you don't think of anything new.

Do the bit again where Jenna is 20 but looks 13 you unfunny, unoriginal hack.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat will definitely go to jail first. He had to be walking a fine line during that meltdown audio. Police showed remarkable restraint not hauling him in. Guaranteed he'll eventually do or say something stupid enough to get jailed.

 

[FurBurger]

Patrick will punch someone one day and get arrested for assault.

...or shoot someone. Some Girl Scout will knock on the door one day when he's drunk and ornery, and be met with a face full of space gun pellets.

He'll be victoriously tweeting about "Finally defeating an atalker" when the cops double-cuff him and haul him away.