Who was your first ever celebrity crush?

[Feehan's Fart Box]

One more before I punch out. Where my Topanga niggas at?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The girl from Hanson

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That reminds me of how pretty that Danielle Johns from Silverchair was.

Her girlfriend Natalie Imbruglia was hot as shit

But I had a big crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt growing up

 

[guest]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Mikey Cyrus and the blonde girl from iCarly was probably number two but they’re both older than me so don’t accuse me of being a Cumia.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

First time I ejaculated was to Avril Lavinge on the cover of Rolling Stone when I was about 12. It was my sister's copy. It was also in her room. (She had a good stereo) I was going to leave that part out.

How big are her tits?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

How big are her tits?

Pretty big I guess but she's like 40 and a bitch. She also has brain damage from jumping out of a moving car when she was 12.

 

[Udders]

Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra like every other teenage boy. I also dug 90210 Shannon Doherty, especially her last season or so on the show.

 

[guest]

Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The nerve of them to cast this beauty as that wimpy heeb Inspector Faggot's girlfriend. I would've shown her who the real Sausage King of Chicago is.

 

[guest]

Pretty big I guess but she's like 40 and a bitch. She also has brain damage from jumping out of a moving car when she was 12.

You think she'd be interested in a Dutch stud?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You think she'd be interested in a Dutch stud?

Come on, hook her up with Patreeky. It’s the holidays after all.

 

[guest]

Parent trap Lindsey lohan....I was her same age, I swear....

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Victoria Principal when I was five.

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Mikey Cyrus and the blonde girl from iCarly was probably number two but they’re both older than me so don’t accuse me of being a Cumia.

Merry Christmas, brotherman!

 

[RaggotFetard]

Probably Kelly Kapowsky

Also, Amy Yasbeck in Problem Child. Probably the one that started my lifelong obsession with redheads.

Honorable mentions:

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Without sounding like I'm pandering to the Alliance™ - Christina Ricci. I remember seeing Casper when I was around 10/11 and thinking she was perfection.

The fact she's still holding up incredibly well at almost 40 is a miracle. A Christmas miracle if you will.

She was my same-age-as-me crush when I was a kid. I know, without a doubt, she'd have been into me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Merry Christmas, brotherman!

I very fondly remember the day that these came out. The one in the woods where she’s chugging a beer is great too. Merry Christmas, brotherman!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You think she'd be interested in a Dutch stud?

I'd give you her number if I had it. She has two kids with two different men. I don't know who the fawk raised her.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'd give you her number if I had it. She has two kids with two different men. I don't know who the fawk raised her.

Are either of the kids well uh you know…Cumias…

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Are either of the kids well uh you know…Cumias…

Thank God that bullet was dodged. She was actually pretty cool (racist) until she discovered politics in her 30s.

 

[Ladynyahh]

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I don't know who this is but looks like she has lady di drinking habits, ho-lee shit