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Who was your first celebrity crush?

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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I remember when I was like 8 or 9 staying up super late at a friends house to watch Cocktail on one of the movie channels. There’s a scene with Elizabeth Shue and Tom Cruise getting naked under some waterfall and fucking.. I can still remember how hard my little 8 year old pud was, it felt like I was going to blow out the stitching on the front of my pants. After that night I was never able to watch Back to the Future the same way again.. everytime I would see Marty McFlys girlfriend my dick would involuntarily stand up thinking about that waterfall scene.
 
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