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Who is the most incompetent person that you ever worked with?

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I ranted about this guy in a previous thread but neglected to mention what race he was (Indian) but he's since been fired and I had to write a report on all the things I'd showed him multiple times he couldn't grasp. He was legit retarded (like actual can't digest one thought) but it wasn't mentioned in any application or interview so we had to treat him like regular Joe.

He was a chef who
-didn't know what lettuce was until 2 weeks into the job,
-cut everything with a limb directly in line with his knife and walks about with one pointed out directly in front of him at all times,
-thought half a college certificate was enough for him to start giving shit to the sous chefs about what they knew about cooking,
-disappeared for 20 mins at a time without telling you and then says he was havin' a shite when he gets back (multiple times a day).
- couldn't make a sandwich! I've never had to stop a sandwich from going to the pass until i met this prick, literally making me Gordon Ramsey him every day (I hate doing that gay angry shit).

He's basically retarded but because tolerance we had to put ourselves in danger every day to spare the feeling of a mongo who shouldn't be in the job.
Give him some slack with the shitting thing. He had to walk to the street.
 

Dog Eater

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Indians by far. Terrible at everything. Stupid as fuck. None of them stand out and they all smelled awful.

Edit: All the nigs I ever worked with were surprisingly competent at the job itself but always got fired for showing up drunk/making threats/stealing/other dumb nigger shit.
 

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There was a black woman who lasted about a month at a private school I worked at, every meeting she insisted on finger puppets, would get panic attacks and pray on the stairwell and once spent over an hour explaining to a class of 5 year old pre k children how she did her hair with YouTube videos to help the presentation
 
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Some little red head irish idiot. My shithead boss thought hed be a good worker because "his dad owns a construction company" and he "grew up in a nice town on cape cod." (Theyre all spoiled shitheads).

After a week of this dope not listening i blatantly stopped providing direction and left him on his own. He was canned in a week. Idk if he could even read.
 
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A dumb 50-something white woman. She's the dumbest non-retarded person I've ever met, she literally cocks her head sideways like a dog when she doesn't understand something, which is most things. One time I was having issues with my computer freezing, and she asked "Are you sure it's on?"

She recently left her phone out in the rain, and thought the best way to dry it would be to plug it in, and then use a hot hair dryer on it. She got annoyed when it started to smoke.

One of her credit cards got compromised and she saw fraudulent charges for a Walmart transaction, and she was completely stupefied as to how it happened, because she "never uses that card at Walmart".

She saw a co-worker using saline nasal spray, and advised against it, because "having your nose that wet might make it grow mold."

I hate this cunt with every fiber of my being. She's not even the least bit pleasant, she pretty much always has a rotten scowl on her face.
 
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A dumb 50-something white woman. She's the dumbest non-retarded person I've ever met, she literally cocks her head sideways like a dog when she doesn't understand something, which is most things. One time I was having issues with my computer freezing, and she asked "Are you sure it's on?"

She recently left her phone out in the rain, and thought the best way to dry it would be to plug it in, and then use a hot hair dryer on it. She got annoyed when it started to smoke.

One of her credit cards got compromised and she saw fraudulent charges for a Walmart transaction, and she was completely stupefied as to how it happened, because she "never uses that card at Walmart".

She saw a co-worker using saline nasal spray, and advised against it, because "having your nose that wet might make it grow mold."

I hate this cunt with every fiber of my being. She's not even the least bit pleasant, she pretty much always has a rotten scowl on her face.

You fawk her?
 
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A dumb 50-something white woman. She's the dumbest non-retarded person I've ever met, she literally cocks her head sideways like a dog when she doesn't understand something, which is most things. One time I was having issues with my computer freezing, and she asked "Are you sure it's on?"

She recently left her phone out in the rain, and thought the best way to dry it would be to plug it in, and then use a hot hair dryer on it. She got annoyed when it started to smoke.

One of her credit cards got compromised and she saw fraudulent charges for a Walmart transaction, and she was completely stupefied as to how it happened, because she "never uses that card at Walmart".

She saw a co-worker using saline nasal spray, and advised against it, because "having your nose that wet might make it grow mold."

I hate this cunt with every fiber of my being. She's not even the least bit pleasant, she pretty much always has a rotten scowl on her face.
Clearly she needs to be raped in her butt.
 

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I got another one. I worked with a judge who oversaw criminal and civil courts for decades. Had a big law career as well. And was probably a few years away from some major legacy position like head of a law school or head of the state bar. Or even moving up to state supreme court or running for office. Well respected.

Gets a case in his court where some kid owes something like $80 in fines to the police for having a license plate that was caked in mud so the police couldn't scan it. Kid argues it in court that he was off-roading in his car and got mud on it and didn't know his plates had mud on them, and that it was a ridiculous fine and unfair. Judge hates this kid and rules against him and tells kid he needs to pay. Kid is told he can put the money in an envelope when he has the cash or write a check and give it someone in the court in person at a later date. Kid leaves.

A couple of days go by. Kid puts $80 in an envelope and goes to the court. Judge is on lunch break. Kid takes the envelope with $80 in cash that has his name on it and slides it under the judge's door to his office and leaves. A month goes by and the kid gets a letter saying he now owes $200 because of late fees and court fees. Tells his parents he paid the money and the father even drove him there and knows his kid didn't pocket the money. Judge denies ever getting the money and says that the kid is obviously lying.

Police review every bit of security tape that they can find. And actually find the judge opening his door and picking up the envelope on one of the tapes like a total retard. Gets arrested, loses his law license, fired from the court, forced into retirement. Kid shows up in court and basically shits all over the judge and police and makes them look like morons. Kid also had to hire lawyers and the judge and court reimbursed him meaning the taxpayers paid for all this.
 

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When I was pushing carts I had several co-workers that were literally retarded. They were however better at their jobs than the "normal" intelligence having slackers/wiggers I was working with. They weren't as bad as the customers though. There was a whole sub genre of customer that felt the need to put the shopping carts they were using in these metal "corrals" the stores have set up around the parking lot without giving any thought to how difficult doing that made the job of the cart boy. Sure, Wal-Mart putting those around their parking lot implies that they would like you to put them in there, but why in the world would you go out of your way to help out a nasty, disgusting, harmful corporation? They should be paying people to bring out and load your groceries into your trunk for you, but nope, they've got you under their thumb, out here working for them for free, schlepping your toxin ridden "food" around for them and being snooty about the fact you are returning your work-for-free tool to where they ask you to. Are these weirdos using the self checkout and not stealing 100s of dollars of shit a year too? Anyways, the retards were fine, the cart-simps made you wonder if humanity was on the right track.
 
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This one girl who I had as a hostess when I managed a bar / grill at an Atlantic City Casino. She was dumb as shit and couldn’t even understand the basic instructions and couldn’t properly even seat people at tables. She told us how her grandmother had her mom at 16, her mom had her at 15, and she had her kid at 14. Of course she was an N-person that was from Atlantic City which is kinds of awful. For example - the AC Mayor and AC and his wife is the head of Atlantic City High School are currently facing charges for beating the shit out of their kids multiple times as well as other corruption involving their positions in government / school
 

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Hispanic kid on my team that thought because the job was remote he could do whatever he wanted and not get caught. Maybe only did 25% of the workload, would say he couldn't work because he was sick multiple times over the course of two months, and wouldn't even start working until after lunch some days.

Sorry about that bro, I was busy with my other WFH job
 

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His name was Dane.

My mate gave me the job. To concrete a front garden. It's not a huge task. Dane was his nephew, and he was my labourer. I've worked with tyrant bastards on building sites. I thought I'll teach the kid without yelling at him. I get it now. I wish I did. He just couldn't get the grasp of the simplest things. He couldn't sweep... SWEEP!!! I would go home, and my GF would give me a sympathy. "Ahh babes," laugh because I came in fuming about this little prick. Every evening. And I couldn't get rid of him. A two man job became a one man job. All he was good for was sending him to the cafe for a sandwich.

I remember asking him to hold the ladder while I was cutting down a tree. He held it and then wondered off. 🤬

A few months later, I bumped into him at a pub. I was with my GF, introduced them, and in 5 minutes, my misses realized what I had to put up with for 2 weeks.
 

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Some big fat nigger lady who was in the union and never fucking shut up about it. She probably missed at least 50% of “work” always attending some union meeting or hot dog sale or what have you. And of course she was one of the most retarded workers we had.

I tried to introduce a new method of doing our job where it wall all electronic instead of printing out dozens of pieces of paper just to throw them all in the shredder at the end and of course it was completely beyond her to even consider such a thing. I hope she’s dead.
 
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