Who is the dumbest person that you know?

[Leonard Rhomberg]

One of my wife's cousins is possibly the stupidest person I've ever met. When her kid was still in diapers she thought the sizes correlated to age in months instead of reading the fucking box and seeing that it's based on weight. I guess there was piss and shit going everywhere until one of the aunts went around and asked why the diaper was falling off.

I can see maybe getting confused about the sizing but when it's leaking shit everywhere and five sizes too big you'd think you'd just use a smaller one.

Reminds me of story I heard. After my kid was born they sent some lady from the hospital to check in on how we were doing and she told a story about how a mother she visited was asking about an odor on the baby. Turns out she never thought to lift the baby’s balls up when wiping him after he pooped. So here this baby had weeks of shit crusted under its scrote because the mom was a tard

 

[guest]

I had a friend who was dating this really hot girl for a bit but she was so fucking stupid. We were out at a bar and the people next to us were from Nepal, it was some old couple. I said something like "Oh were Mt. Everest is"......and she goes "Oh wow! Did you ever climb it??".....my friend was visibly frustrated with her for asking this and basically told her to shut up. She says "Well, I don't know! They might be really strong and determined!" and I never saw her again after that night.

 

[BootyJuice]

When I was a kid I knew a boy with a 1.6 GPA who liked to argue with fence posts.

Did he ever win?

 

[Imager]

Did he ever win?

Only against the idiots.

 

[guest]

What about her made her girlfriend material?

She probably did anal on the first date.


Who am I kidding, there was no date.

 

[guest]

Not dumb, but "flawed"I guess, but the one ex whose pic is shopped here used to need to "one up" whatever story was being told...and this yearning to "one up" or have a "oh, happened to me too" situation would sometimes overpower her common sense, forcing her to fabricate stuff infront of me, knowing I knew she is fabricating it. Vurry infuriariting.

For example we meet someone who survived a coma, she had to tell her "I was in a coma too once" bullshit story, knowing I know she was never in any serious coma.

I can't stand these people. Same one's who always had a cousin/aunt/uncle that the same thing happened to.

 

[NoBacon]

The guys here who break the one rule not to make direct death threats to real people

 

[bantadant]

My wife's roommate in college could not tell time on an analogue clock. She had absolutely zero tits so it was inexcusable. Bitch is a teacher now

 

[Dennyislife]

Family friend has a kid that is stuck with the mind of a toddler. They were fine up to a certain age but then regressed to that age. It's terrible and I only really saw her at big gatherings as a kid but it bummed me out. The rest of the family are perfectly normal and sound. It then there was a non verbal large teenager with the mindset of a 2 year old. I am going to guess that's not smart.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

One is a conspiracy theory kook who lives in a caravan, i used to smoke weed with him years ago and he believes fucking anything. He was trying to convince me that Gargoyles existed and we just haven't found any remains yet. As someone who worked in stone restoration, i know the origins of Gargoyles (in the architectural sense) but he wouldn't have any of it. He also showed me a "real" video of an angel in public on youtube that was blatantly cgi.

The other is a huge dude who has been in and out of jail for his entire adult life, everyones terrified of him but he was always cool with me and we hung out a lot. He was thick as shit though, but i never brought it up because he could crush my head with one hand.

 

[Zombie247]

Anyone who says me will be blocked and reported to admin.

You promise? Pinky swear.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I never really kept real tards in my circle, the gift of having like 5 friends. I guess when it comes to people I'm aware of it was this redneck dude in high school with a giant fucking head and still talked like a toddler. I remember getting to 9th grade, seeing him and he excitedly goes "I faiwed!"

 

[Consensual Rapist]

My ex-roomate. After I found another place, he stayed in the old apartment and rented to this shady ass guy. He had bad vibes, and I told roomie not to rent to this guy, but roomie thought he was smarter.
Well, that intelligence lead him to die in some ditch because he and shady dude took some drugs that 86’ed his heart.
But hey, he knew best, right?

 

[guest]

It has to be me. I started explaining nicocado posting to a guy at work and had to stop myself before I got too deep in. I am thinking of leaving and never returning because of it lol.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It has to be me. I started explaining nicocado posting to a guy at work and had to stop myself before I got too deep in. I am thinking of leaving and never returning because of it lol.

You know this got me thinking if no one around me is the retard, then I must be the retard

 

[guest]

You know this got me thinking if no one around me is the retard, then I must be the retard

It depends on what you are doing I guess. I probably have average to slightly above average intelligence. But I only use my brain to do retard things. So even if I'm not diagnosably retarded I still do mostly retarded things therefore making me retarded. I know people dumber than me that just do what smarter people tell them too. Does that make them smarter than me? Probably.

 

[bantadant]

Some dude online wanted a woman to eat his ass so he said "give my asshole head," and I can't think of a dumber sentence that's ever been spoken

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It depends on what you are doing I guess. I probably have average to slightly above average intelligence. But I only use my brain to do retard things. So even if I'm not diagnosably retarded I still do mostly retarded things therefore making me retarded. I know people dumber than me that just do what smarter people tell them too. Does that make them smarter than me? Probably.

I'm too retarded to understand this

Maybe Pat is right and we truly are mentally ill, stlakers

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Some dude online wanted a woman to eat his ass so he said "give my asshole head," and I can't think of a dumber sentence that's ever been spoken

I once heard some dumbass not know the difference between canned salmon with bones and canned tuna

 

[Stent]

I keep thinking of examples and they're all women. They shouldn't really count.