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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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You can always have your ashes donated to Stella Artois and ask nicely if it can be incorporated into one of the cans. You'd just have to arrange with the wholesalers to keep proper track of the can and try find a way to arrange for it be be sold at the same store she obtains the case from. The can will have to be marked with your initials and that's pretty much it.

It's a logistical nightmare, but it can be done. Especially with the internet and stuff.
This is such bullshit. You do NOT have to ask nicely. Be as much of a dick as you want, they’ll still do it.
 
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