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Who is Fat's secret benefactor?

Who is providing Patrick the limitless bankroll to hunt the Man from Oman?

  • Mother in law

    Votes: 49 55.7%
  • SFWA pedophiles

    Votes: 26 29.5%
  • Paul Weimer sold his collection of grade school kids' underpants

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Eric Hildeman has been sucking cocks for 50 cents a go at atheist conventions to raise the funds

    Votes: 5 5.7%
  • Credit card debt like a good white trash rube

    Votes: 19 21.6%
  • The Federal Government allocated disaster funds to his career instead of the hula-niggers in Maui

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Niki is selling natural gas from her twat to the City of Milwaukee which will never run out

    Votes: 10 11.4%
  • Advance on Tiny Tim Goes Hawaiian

    Votes: 5 5.7%
  • Sold a motorcycle

    Votes: 26 29.5%
  • Jackie hacked his bank account to add the money

    Votes: 3 3.4%

  • Total voters
    88

Fat little piggy

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Mama Raven. She has screwed him up so massively since he was born she's probably the one person that Fatrick will actually listen too. I know Lynne has more money but Mama Raven doesn't have to worry about leaving anything to her grandchildren so she probably cashed out a retirement account or something. Probably sold it to Tommy as giving him his inheritance early.
 

DominusOdium

Come back, Liz Clarke
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Mama Raven. She has screwed him up so massively since he was born she's probably the one person that Fatrick will actually listen too. I know Lynne has more money but Mama Raven doesn't have to worry about leaving anything to her grandchildren so she probably cashed out a retirement account or something. Probably sold it to Tommy as giving him his inheritance early.
I do think this is an underrated option. Everybody acts like his MIL is the only boomer who might actually have some savings for him to plunder fighting people on the internet
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Just a suspicion
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Turk February

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Pat qualifies for disability benefits in Wisconsin for both personality/behavioral disorder and what he would claim is trauma - I am willing to bet that's what he's coasting on. Additionally alcoholism is a disability under state law, and that one he has no problem proving, doesn't need to exaggerate, and probably would have a hard time hiding.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Pat qualifies for disability benefits in Wisconsin for both personality/behavioral disorder and what he would claim is trauma - I am willing to bet that's what he's coasting on. Additionally alcoholism is a disability under state law, and that one he has no problem proving, doesn't need to exaggerate, and probably would have a hard time hiding.
I starting typing a long angry response to this but it’s been a long day. I’m just going to pretend that there’s zero chance this is true in any way and go on with my life. I can’t handle otherwise.
 
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Pat qualifies for disability benefits in Wisconsin for both personality/behavioral disorder and what he would claim is trauma - I am willing to bet that's what he's coasting on. Additionally alcoholism is a disability under state law, and that one he has no problem proving, doesn't need to exaggerate, and probably would have a hard time hiding.
Lol, that's fucking ridiculous. Every "personality disorder" used to just be called some degree of "arsehole." Oh, you have difficulties getting on with others and prioritize your immediate wants over everything and everyone else, including your own long-term interests? Yeah, you're just a cunt. Calling it anything else is just symptomatic of the complete lack of standards and personal responsibility in the Western world today. Remember when "disabled" used to mean some poor bastard in a wheelchair or some wretch who was deprived of oxygen at birth and would need to wear diapers for the rest of their life? Not any more it seems. Are you a lazy, feckless child in an adult's body? Here, have some money so you can keep being that. Doomed.
 

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Farted in Nikis pussy
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Lynn, and it has nothing to do with saving Pat. Its a mother protecting her daughter.
 

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Which way?! Medium or well done?
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Lol, that's fucking ridiculous. Every "personality disorder" used to just be called some degree of "arsehole." Oh, you have difficulties getting on with others and prioritize your immediate wants over everything and everyone else, including your own long-term interests? Yeah, you're just a cunt. Calling it anything else is just symptomatic of the complete lack of standards and personal responsibility in the Western world today. Remember when "disabled" used to mean some poor bastard in a wheelchair or some wretch who was deprived of oxygen at birth and would need to wear diapers for the rest of their life? Not any more it seems. Are you a lazy, feckless child in an adult's body? Here, have some money so you can keep being that. Doomed.
To be fair, I don't think what Turk just said is even true. Sounds like some wildly-exaggerated #BoomerBait
 

Turk February

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To be fair, I don't think what Turk just said is even true. Sounds like some wildly-exaggerated #BoomerBait
from official benefits website:

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The alcoholism thing is not like official, but it's illegal to discriminate in Wisconsin on the basis of substance use/addiction, as such, if any of the symptoms are caused or related to alcohol consumption, they must be considered as a valid part of the listed disorder.

edit : disregard, the alcoholism thing is official, see @McGowan6 post above
 
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