Who here does Brazilian jiu-jitsu?

[Nigger John]

I’m starting a class in 2 weeks.

What am I in for?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

A lot of sweaty-man chest hair smashed up against your face as you struggle for breath.

You should be used to it.

 

[Nigger John]

Real reply's only

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

 

[chiquita banana]

"Hey guys here's another lie I made up about myself for attention"

-- Faggot John

Yeah anyone can do that retard. It was only entertaining when it was believable you retarded fuck.

 

[BUBBLER]

It's for homos

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You're going to do WHAT to Jews?!

 

[Leeeavings]

A lot of sad men

 

[Nigger John]

"Hey guys here's another lie I made up about myself for attention"

-- Faggot John

Yeah anyone can do that retard. It was only entertaining when it was believable you retarded fuck.

All things to lie about and I would lie about starting a class?

Oh, ok

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Nigger John]

I came here for insight. I’m not getting that?

 

[LingerLonger]

I came here for insight. I’m not getting that?

BJJ is useless for street fighting and self defense. It's one of the faggiest 'martial arts' out there.

 

[Professor Rape]

I came here for insight. I’m not getting that?

Hey, I did it for a year, along with some other fighting. I got my fucking front tooth chipped (wassat) and it still pisses me off. I got a tooth chipped and it wasn't even from a real fight, just playing pretend.

I wouldnt recommend it. I dunno.

 

[Steve Ramone]

 

[Racist Google Intern]

if it's like a generic judo class probably the most slowest 2 hours of your life, you'll get some basic stuff in but nothing ever happens in martial art courses until the second or third session.

 

[Turk February]

I actually know a bit. My karate school taught it because Japanese material arts stink at the wrestling aspect of martial arts.

 

[Professor Rape]

I actually know a bit

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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"MosT Fights EnD uP ON the grOUnd!"

>watches hours of YT videos where every fight involves people standing face-to-face, throwing punches until one of them falls and convulses from head trauma.

 

[CQ Beans]

I actually know a bit. My karate school taught it because Japanese material arts stink at the wrestling aspect of martial arts.

I could still kick your ass American Ju-whatever style.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Flavia is a BROWN belt in Brazilian POO-jitsu

Lot of shit humor from me today fellas!