Who hates their job?

[guest]

I am currently in a cold war with this old boomer fuck who is a "one upper." No matter what he says, or what you say in response, he will always feel the need to correct you or restate exactly what you said as if he came up with it and just blew your mind. He tells jokes so corny that there's not even any irony too it... He literally just says a terrible unamusing observation aloud to anyone who will hear. I hate when our lunch breaks overlap and I have to deal with him walking in.. *exhale* "Well, looks like it's my lunch time!" THANKS FOR SHARING MINE STARTED 45 MINUTES AGO AND I DIDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

At first I dealt with it alone, and then one day I overheard a group of 3 or 4 co-workers talking shit about how he's a blather mouth that always has to top your story. I felt vindicated.

I fucking hate when I hear him yapping to someone, and they start fake laughing at his dumbass brain dead comments. Just gassing his head up to make him do it more. But I love when he starts holding someone hostage and I meet eyes with them and see the desperation to get away but he doesn't give them any window to close the convo without it looking insanely rude.

My ex was like this...and the "one upping" was almost so absurd, it was transparent to everyone that she is literally just one-upping and no other purpose to her convo.

One particular incident where she blatantly one-upped for one-upping sake, and lied...I had enough and called her out to strangers and had an argument in public. It was embarassing af.

Someone was talking about recovering from some illness and this cunt had to one up her an invent being in a coma for some bs as a teen.

I knew there was no coma. She knew I knew there was no coma. To this day it baffles me remembering how people just up and lie like it aint a big deal.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My ex was like this...and the "one upping" was almost so absurd, it was transparent to everyone that she is literally just one-upping and no other purpose to her convo.

One particular incident where she blatantly one-upped for one-upping sake, and lied...I had enough and called her out to strangers and had an argument in public. It was embarassing af.

Someone was talking about recovering from some illness and this cunt had to one up her an invent being in a coma for some bs as a teen.

I knew there was no coma. She knew I knew there was no coma. To this day it baffles me remembering how people just up and lie like it aint a big deal.

I was in two comas.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I do a healthcare thing and everything is always someone else’s fault and they expect miracles. No, fuckface, you did this to yourself, no one else, and I can do great shit but I can’t perform miracles.

So you can't get me out of this wheelchair?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So you can't get me out of this wheelchair?

You just don't want it bad enough

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You just don't want it bad enough

True.

Being crippled ain't all bad.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

True.

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The last two look neat

 

[Dennyislife]

I work about ten hours a week with very loose hours just to keep me busy. Own a few properties and make enough from them not to need to work.

I hated working when I needed/wanted the money. I think that's what you really hate not the day to day jobness

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The last two look neat

Top right doesn’t look possible.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Top right doesn’t look possible.

You gotta be real horny

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Top right doesn’t look possible.

I tried, didn't work.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I am currently in a cold war with this old boomer fuck who is a "one upper." No matter what he says, or what you say in response, he will always feel the need to correct you or restate exactly what you said as if he came up with it and just blew your mind. He tells jokes so corny that there's not even any irony too it... He literally just says a terrible unamusing observation aloud to anyone who will hear. I hate when our lunch breaks overlap and I have to deal with him walking in.. *exhale* "Well, looks like it's my lunch time!" THANKS FOR SHARING MINE STARTED 45 MINUTES AGO AND I DIDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

At first I dealt with it alone, and then one day I overheard a group of 3 or 4 co-workers talking shit about how he's a blather mouth that always has to top your story. I felt vindicated.

I fucking hate when I hear him yapping to someone, and they start fake laughing at his dumbass brain dead comments. Just gassing his head up to make him do it more. But I love when he starts holding someone hostage and I meet eyes with them and see the desperation to get away but he doesn't give them any window to close the convo without it looking insanely rude.

This fucking shit head boomer at the gym will set his shit on a bench and then talk to everyone for 2 hours then leave

I'm pretty sure everyone hates him

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I work about ten hours a week with very loose hours just to keep me busy. Own a few properties and make enough from them not to need to work.

I hated working when I needed/wanted the money. I think that's what you really hate not the day to day jobness

@admin we got the Boomia alt right here

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I do a healthcare thing

Male nurse?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Male nurse?

He gives the best sponge baths

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

I like my job but find myself isolated by my ambitions and my need to be obsessive about getting the best product out in time.
It's like people don't want to reach for the top but are content to grind their week semi focused and then get drunk on the week-end.
I've always heard your late twenties - early thirties is the make or break time. Sounds like everyone's missed that lesson.
Worst of all, I'm being singled out as being dependable and trustworthy, so other's shortcomings are now my business. Which would be fine if I was top echelon and paid well enough.
So I'll be asking for a significant raise very soon. Wish me luck !

 

[Dennyislife]

@admin we got the Boomia alt right here

I wish I paid attention to posters log ins so I knew who this was and the context.

 

[bantadant]

I don't like most the people i work with, but I work from home a few days a week so I can avoid them. Plus i get paid way too much for the actual amount of work I do

 

[DMAN]

I hate this fuckin' shit. Classic boomer behavior. Just reading about it happening to someone else makes me feel better (even though it sucks that you have to deal with that brotherman).

Another annoying as FUCK boomer thing is that they take any criticism that's clearly directed at the worst of their generation personally. Like if someone bitches about "lazy Millenials" I won't get mad because I know I work my ass off. But if you make a similar generalization about boomers they'll fag out and tell you it's simply not true, child because THEY'RE not like that!

They also love repeating easily disproven lies as if we don't have literal encyclopedias in our pockets at all times. They'll even tell stories that are obvious lies that we have heard dozens of boomers tell before as if they really happened to them ("My wife's a teacher, she had a student named Shithead! Pronounced sha-theed!" DID SHE).

Boomers don't understand the concept of "per capita"