Who else here is white and has zero tattoos?

[ミスタースパーコル]

Hating tattoos is something I've only really felt as an adult but I never liked them. As a kid I made a not-zero amount of boomer bugmen cry because I insulted their scribbles.

I'm heterosexual.

Are ya?

That is NOT the move, Calvin. That is NOT the vibe.

Would Calvinism be too on the nose?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Off-white, no tattoos. Can count the amount of women I've slept with that had no tattoos on one hand. Tattoos are cookie cutter shit

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Got this one on my arm a few months ago.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im a pureskin

 

[porquedealer]

Never understood tattoos. My brother got the word England tattooed on his arm when he was a dumb 18 year old. Now he's a 30 something middle class jet setting high flying type with the tattoo of a thick as shit builder. I call him England. It annoys him and his HR wife so I even drew it on my nephews arm.

what was going through people's heads back then?
My friend got the "England".... underneath a bulldog smoking a cigar, in front of the Union Jack.
I'm laughing typing it out.
He eventually got it covered with a sleeve.

Half the retarded women of that time have a tramp stamp or just went to the tattooist and "picked something out of a book" (tinkerbell/flower/feather/tribal)

Another friend and his (retarded) brother got a tattoo when their dad died. My friend got 'Dad' on his wrist, his brother put his dads name on his bicep and was questioned for being a bender the rest of his life.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Another friend and his (retarded) brother got a tattoo when their dad died. My friend got 'Dad' on his wrist, his brother put his dads name on his bicep and was questioned for being a bender the rest of his life.

I have a number of scribbleniggers (thanks @DMAN ) in my digusting white trash family. The non-zero chance that I could pre-decease them and they get in awful tattoo in my "honor" fills me with dread. My only chance is that they're braindead enough to never consider getting tattoo's with """"meaning"""".

 

[PickleRickle]

They're for sailors, soldiers and bikers. Also whores.

 

[DMAN]

Nowadays the rebellious thing is to NOT have a tattoo. To the extent where The DMAN has literally been questioned by Scribble Skins.

What a fucking question. Wouldn’t the question be “Why DID YOU get a tattoo?” Not “why DON’T you have any?” We’re not born with them yet somehow they’ve become so common place that people will question you for not having them.

There are so many beautiful female bodies completely ruined by these faggy UGLY ASS line drawings. It’s such a shame.

 

[guest]

Just my blood type on my inside left arm.

 

[guest]

I used to work with this sexy Mexican chick (great body and really light-skinned, like so light she was basically white) but she one day showed up to work with this awful dark pink coloured swirly pattern that looked like a Persian rug tattooed all over her left hand. It was so annoying and preposterous that even peeking at her perfect ass did nothing for me after that. Tattoos are anti-sexy.

 

[Petworth dude]

No tattoos but I’m thinking of getting this

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Dutch German, no filthy tattoos, no gay piercings.

 

[CQ Beans]

I don’t believe in anything enough to have it tattooed onto my body. Besides KKTITN is taken.

 

[antlovessue]

As trashy as bumper stickers

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I haven’t got any and I never will. For obvious reasons.

Can't be buried in a jewish graveyard?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

So you can be buried in a Jewish cemetery?

Fucking niggers.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Anyways, I have a handful of shitty tattoos I did myself as an impulsive teenager. Pretty much just dumb doodles. One day I'll give myself at least one that isn't complete garbage scrape the rest off with a razor but that's it.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

ME: Me

 

[Nigger John]

I have admin in old English on my forehead

 

[Stent]

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