Who else here is white and has zero tattoos?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

As always keep it PFG and no profanity unless necessary.

 

[NoBacon]

I haven’t got any and I never will. For obvious reasons.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Me. I've considered getting two tattoos ever and both of them were funny as opposed to "cool" or "meaningful". Actually one was meaningful and funny. I was gonna get the zig zag from Charlie Brown's shirt around my torso because life is always fucking me. The other was I wanted to get Jon Lovitz as Mephistopholes pouting on my arm.

 

[Turk February]

I have a tattoo but its literally just a red dot cuz I bet my old band 50 bucks I'd get a tattoo. This was before Kenny vs Spenny did the same bet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a tattoo but its literally just a red dot cuz I bet my old band 50 bucks I'd get a tattoo. This was before Kenny vs Spenny did the same bet.

That's good. Now you'll never be mistakenly buried in a Jewish cemetery and barred from Heaven.

 

[Turk February]

That's good. Now you'll never be mistakenly buried in a Jewish cemetery and barred from Heaven.

I think all the MDMA, gay sex, and karate already excluded me from heaven.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's good. Now you'll never be mistakenly buried in a Jewish cemetery and barred from Heaven.

I’m in the process of converting to Judaism. Seems like they know what’s up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m in the process of converting to Judaism. Seems like they know what’s up.

That is NOT the move, Calvin. That is NOT the vibe.

 

[Dennyislife]

Never understood tattoos. My brother got the word England tattooed on his arm when he was a dumb 18 year old. Now he's a 30 something middle class jet setting high flying type with the tattoo of a thick as shit builder. I call him England. It annoys him and his HR wife so I even drew it on my nephews arm.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That is NOT the move, Calvin. That is NOT the vibe.

I’m going to finally make it as a white rapper and also own my own A&R’s. Sounds like a vibe to me.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Me. I've considered getting two tattoos ever and both of them were funny as opposed to "cool" or "meaningful". Actually one was meaningful and funny. I was gonna get the zig zag from Charlie Brown's shirt around my torso because life is always fucking me. The other was I wanted to get Jon Lovitz as Mephistopholes pouting on my arm.

that charlie brown idea is actually pretty good. I don't have a tatoo but I'm going to steal that idea, thanks.

 

[Treat Yourself]

White, no tattoos. Dudes with tattoos I don't mind so much but if a woman has tattoos it's a gigantic red flag that she's either trash, a dumbass, a typical follower sheep woman (everyone is doing it!), or all three.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

The only thing gayer than tattoos is people who are anti-tattoo

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Me

 

[HH Brother]

None, but I'm thinking of getting on my neck "Only funster can judge me", funster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The only thing gayer than tattoos is people who are anti-tattoo

I’m not anti tattoo, it’s just the minority nowadays to not have one. A lot of my friends have cool tattoos.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I’m not anti tattoo, it’s just the minority nowadays to not have one. A lot of my friends have cool tattoos.

I know whatcha mean brotherman

The Toon Tardster has a couple himself

 

[Africa.com]

None

 

[PogromStallone]

Hell yeah, brotherman. Always thought tattoos looked ugly.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Only ones I have are a tiny little cross on my ankle, and the 2nd SS Panzer Division 'Das Reich' symbol, a wolfsangel, on my middle finger. I did them both with a needle and India ink when I was 14.