Which way?

[guest]

Tell the waiter/waitress to aim for medium-rare, but you respect the chef and want them to cook the meat per their preferences.

Say that and the chef will take it personally and make you the best steak they can. These dorks see it as a challenge and will go Top Chef on your meat, like you're Padma fuckin Lakshmi. #RestaurantHacks and always tip generously.

This sounds very gay.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ya gotta get the triple XL Champeens! Everybody wears Champeen!

 

[Build Black Better]

Thanks for clearing that up Minaw

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

probably the most jewish thing Dice has ever done