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Jenna

The Mix 94.9 $3000 Fugitive
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Medium-rare

Tell the waiter/waitress to aim for medium-rare, but you respect the chef and want them to cook the meat per their preferences.

Say that and the chef will take it personally and make you the best steak they can. These dorks see it as a challenge and will go Top Chef on your meat, like you're Padma fuckin Lakshmi. #RestaurantHacks and always tip generously.
 

Uncle Ruckus

Daniel Mullen from insightsoftware is a pedophile
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Medium rare to medium.

Up next we're asking for your favorite ice cream flavors! I like chocolate! Oh really. I like vanilla. Vanilla! But that's so plain and boring.

Dan, do I even have to say where the reference comes from anymore? We know you're still lurking and beating your dick fantasizing about being the "ring leader" again (yuck).
 
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