Cause it wasn't me
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Which one of you guys ordered pizzas to my house
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Make sure you call the pizza place and sperg out at them
What's your address, bud? We're gonna need it to sort out this mess.
He truly deserves everything he gets.
He wants his pizza from one of those local joints that puts “crazy toppings” on their probably cardboard level pie to look hip. Pat really is a rube. Domino’s is probably better than that place and Dominos is at best a good chain pizza, but a mid pizza overall. It’s edible, it’s not offensive, and it tastes like pizza. This Ian’s Pizza is probably Midwest rube dreck.
Looks like cardboard with processed cheese and the worst toppings ever thought of. Pats definitely still a rube.
Of course it is. Pat is on record as saying the mac and cheese pizza from there is his favourite. Pasta on a pizza. No wonder he looks like he does. It would be bad enough if it was real pasta like Rummo or La Molisana on top of a real pizza made from 00 flour and fresh ingredients, but it's American GM goyslop. The results are clear to see. Inflammation and swelling from head to toe.
I have a feeling he's like Pinocchio but instead of his nose getting longer he just gains weight
Having four beers a day probably isn't helping
Some truely vile combinations. Where's Gordon Ramsay when you need him.
Mozzarella/pesto/feta? Butter/asiago/mozzarella/ranch?? Ranch/BBQ/bacon/cheddar/mozzarella???
It's one thing if you are a early 20s stoner or Sam Roberts, but a middle age man finding this appealing is unacceptable.
That's not even thin crust, that's like a tortilla lol. I've never even considered it, but I imagine fucking grapes and Alfredo sauce don't go together well. It reminds me of the time I got a chili at this faggy hipster place and it turned out to have a bunch of tofu and chunks of mushy, disgusting banana in it. As soon as the banana hit my mouth I almost puked and had to spit it out. Such an unwelcome flavor and texture in a chili.
if anyone wants to send me pizzas, I'm cool with it
EDIT: I really should be careful what I wish for... I was only jokin'
EDIT: I really should be careful what I wish for... I was only jokin'
I really hate places like this. Where they go out of their way to be wacky with toppings so you can't find any basic combination of toppings/flavors unless you build your own and pay more than the price of a specialty. Then they try to be fancy and a medium costs 22 dollars. I just want a normal straight pizza for a normal straight person.
A thank you would be nice
Happened to me once. Dude who used to live at my apartment who I used to get mail from sometimes one night ordered 3 pizzas in the middle of the night. Woke up the next morning to find them on my doorstep. This was after I had been living there too. What a retard haha
Someone's seen the movie "Threesome", I see.