Which average looking celebrity fills you with lust?

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Kooky artsy bitches are my wheelhouse, hairy assholes are just a bonus

Me too but I can't even count the number of monster bushes I've seen when the drawers got pulled off back in da day. The real treat was the artsy mentally ill girl who bothered to shave, and there weren't many

 

[According to My Cock]

This is going to seem like a hack broad to bring up, but I really do want to fuck Lucy Lawless in all of her available holes. View attachment 196658

In a similar vein, anyone post this bigass foreheaded bitch yet?

This whole thread might as well be alliance cunts. Mine included

 

[Africa.com]

Me too but I can't even count the number of monster bushes I've seen when the drawers got pulled off back in da day. The real treat was the artsy mentally ill girl who bothered to shave, and there weren't many

I dated an art girl in college who kept it close shaven but halfway thru the relationship she made designs like Anthony Mason

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

In a similar vein, anyone post this bigass foreheaded bitch yet?

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This whole thread might as well be alliance cunts. Mine included

She drove me wild in the opposite of sex. Thick Ricci was prime Ricci.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I dated an art girl in college who kept it close shaven but halfway thru the relationship she made designs like Anthony Mason

Also unrelated but girls having leg hair has always grossed me out way more than them having pit hair. Maybe I'm a fag

 

[Africa.com]

Also unrelated but girls having leg hair has always grossed me out way more than them having pit hair. Maybe I'm a fag

I hold both in extreme contempt. But I think pits is worse for me but idk if I ever dated a girl who had more than peach fuzz

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hold both in extreme contempt. But I think pits is worse for me but idk if I ever dated a girl who had more than peach fuzz

Well yeah neither is ideal

 

[TravisPickle]

In a similar vein, anyone post this bigass foreheaded bitch yet?

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This whole thread might as well be alliance cunts. Mine included

I would have fucked her to death until I found out she was getting pummeled by Blowin Menjamin

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

How many points does a masculine butt chin detract from a femail's, uh, face points.

I need the esteemed homosexuals of this esteemed comedy forum (every poster) to quantify this quandary for me.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

You retards have no idea what average is. These days Melissa McCarthy is average. Young Sandra Bullock was average? lol gtfo of here.

 

[johnnynoname]

You retards have no idea what average is. These days Melissa McCarthy is average. Young Sandra Bullock was average? lol gtfo of here.

I'll say this


I'll also say this as well- I've seen several iterations of this this thread in my almost 20 year forum career, and this thread was the closest to getting it right

 

[IanCurtis]

Jenny Agutter, aged like bread soaked in milk

You've got to be kidding. Agutter is in stunning shape (for a 71 year old) and has never not looked beautiful a day in her life. She's that ultra rare woman whose beauty wasn't destroyed by the ravages of menopause (i.e. she still recognizably looks like her younger self and hasn't developed 'man features' at all). Even more remarkably, she's English which by definition should result in total 'uglification' once she ages due to having shit-poor Euro-trash genetics but that actually hasn't happened either. I'd say she's one the genetic lottery myself.

If 71 year old Jenny Agutter asked me to slowly hump and grind on her I'd very likely say, 'Yes ma'am'

This is her in 2018

Also, Christina Ricci outgrew her forehead deformity by becoming a sizzling fucking hot middle aged woman, my god she's a temple of fuck goddess in the below bikini pic taken a couple of years back - she was weird looking pre-2000s, but not anymore - she's like a completely different person now.

 

[Coonskin]

You've got to be kidding. Agutter is in stunning shape (for a 71 year old) and has never not looked beautiful a day in her life. She's that ultra rare woman whose beauty wasn't destroyed by the ravages of menopause (i.e. she still recognizably looks like her younger self and hasn't developed 'man features' at all). Even more remarkably, she's English which by definition should result in total 'uglification' once she ages due to having shit-poor Euro-trash genetics but that actually hasn't happened either. I'd say she's one the genetic lottery myself.

If 71 year old Jenny Agutter asked me to slowly hump and grind on her I'd very likely say, 'Yes ma'am'

This is her in 2018
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Also, Christina Ricci outgrew her forehead deformity by becoming a sizzling fucking hot middle aged woman, my god she's a temple of fuck goddess in the below bikini pic taken a couple of years back - she was weird looking pre-2000s, but not anymore - she's like a completely different person now.

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You're right I just didn't have the balls to say it

 

[TorpidSloth]

I hold both in extreme contempt. But I think pits is worse for me but idk if I ever dated a girl who had more than peach fuzz

Both are gross but hairy arms is an immediate no for me. What's she going to do, shave them?

 

[CQ Beans]

You've got to be kidding. Agutter is in stunning shape (for a 71 year old) and has never not looked beautiful a day in her life. She's that ultra rare woman whose beauty wasn't destroyed by the ravages of menopause (i.e. she still recognizably looks like her younger self and hasn't developed 'man features' at all). Even more remarkably, she's English which by definition should result in total 'uglification' once she ages due to having shit-poor Euro-trash genetics but that actually hasn't happened either. I'd say she's one the genetic lottery myself.

If 71 year old Jenny Agutter asked me to slowly hump and grind on her I'd very likely say, 'Yes ma'am'

This is her in 2018
View attachment 196743

Also, Christina Ricci outgrew her forehead deformity by becoming a sizzling fucking hot middle aged woman, my god she's a temple of fuck goddess in the below bikini pic taken a couple of years back - she was weird looking pre-2000s, but not anymore - she's like a completely different person now.

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I would destroy her ass and vagina and whatever other holes she has available.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Never found him attractive until Ray Donovan. He had that something playing that role.

Anyone that knows me knows I have a secret shame crush on Eninem..

 

[Easily_Remembered]

90s era Natalie Merchant

Tanya Donnelly. Preferably 90s era, but she still looks good today

Juliana Hatfield. Any time, any place.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Imagine her trying to use those shitty fake muscle implants to push your 280 lb frame off her mid-rape. Nature has ordained it so, little girl

If you just ripped off her little sculpted dick is her vag still underneath?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I wanna fuck the shit out of Gillian Jacobs

 

[Africa.com]

I wanna fuck the shit out of Gillian Jacobs

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I like Brie bettuh