Which average looking celebrity fills you with lust?

[guest]

For me, it's Rachel Ray circa 2007.
If given the chance 17 years ago,
I would have absolutely committed rape and had her foster my children while I do 20-40 behind bars, for said rape.

Don't show me any fat pictures, assholes. father time is a faggot.

 

[Dennyislife]

I don't think Scarlett Johansson is that pretty but she's frickin gets my pee pee tingly pardon my language

 

[guest]

I don't think Scarlett Johansson is that pretty

she's calling you a faggot here ^

 

[Dennyislife]

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she's calling you a faggot here ^

She looks like so many women I know. But she has a extra quality about her. She's not a ten looks wise. There's something else that makes her top tier.

 

[aRTie02150]

Marissa Tomei

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Barely qualifies as a celebrity since she mostly gets bit parts in David Wain movies and Comedy Bang Bang… but I want to dump a steaming pot of matzo ball soup on this Jewess’s head and fish hook her mouth with both hands while I pound her bony ass. She looks like the kind of yenta that would enjoy a good old fashioned RAPE and she’d probably criticize my technique and call me GOY while I do it

 

[guest]

Marissa Tomei, I used to cum buckets to my cousin vinny when I was 15, she is a 10/10.

? I think you misread the thread title.

here, Ill help you out:

.... preferably in a maid outfit, against her will.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This bitch has always given me a rod. She's got that Piggy body type that I'm way into, with the trying-to-be-fat titties and gut. Weird shit, I know, but I'm into imperfect broads.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

? I think you misread the thread title.

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here, Ill help you out:

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.... preferably in a maid outfit, against her will.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

For me, it's Rachel Ray circa 2007.
If given the chance 17 years ago,
I would have absolutely committed rape and had her foster my children while I do 20-40 behind bars, for said rape.

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Don't show me any fat pictures, assholes. father time is a faggot.

Rachel Ray is one of those rare women who have always looked like a milf, even when they were young. Bet she sucks a mean dick

 

[guest]

Helen Hunt in "As Good As It Gets" (1997)

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Probably not now but a decade or so ago.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Helen Hunt in "As Good As It Gets" (1997)

I don't know what it is, but I've never been remotely attracted to Helen Hunt. I don't see her as a sexual being and she has a Jodie Foster dykiness about her. Leelee Sobiesky is what a hot Helen Hunt would be.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Chloe Sevigny leans more towards "straight up ugly" than "average" but you can just look at her and know that she's a fantastic fuck.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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she's calling you a faggot here ^

"Look at your teensy tiny little thing there. Hahaha!"

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I don't know what it is, but I've never been remotely attracted to Helen Hunt. I don't see her as a sexual being and she has a Jodie Foster dykiness about her. Leelee Sobiesky is what a hot Helen Hunt would be.

For reference

 

[Kinderman]

Leelee Sobiesky is what a hot Helen Hunt would be.

I’ve thought this for years. When I was a kid, I thought they were related.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Definite slam pig but Salma Hayek has always gotten me chubbed up a bit.

 

[Petworth dude]

For me, it's Rachel Ray circa 2007.
If given the chance 17 years ago,
I would have absolutely committed rape and had her foster my children while I do 20-40 behind bars, for said rape.

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Don't show me any fat pictures, assholes. father time is a faggot.

For what it's worth, she and her husband are rumored to be swingers.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Definite slam pig but Salma Hayek has always gotten me chubbed up a bit.
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She's fuckin hot, not average