Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 PM

[N64 Cube]

Another lie from Fat

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1476022487955685378?s=21

 

[guest]

Guarantee you none of that happened.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He’s a TERRIBLE writer!

 

[Heyfellas]

I was 12

 

[Stent]

People in their late teens got some alcohol? That's soooooo Wisconsin.

 

[Udders]

Doing blow ringing in the new century. Seemed appropriate at the time.

 

[guest]

Ah yes, Wisconsin, the only state where underage kids can figure out how to get alcohol. Go blow a dog, Pat.

 

[potatopeeler63]

I was 12

ok boomer

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Pat is the only person I know to larp as David Hasselhoff from Baywatch

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Lifeguard Pat is one of my favorite Pats. Saving lives, getting drunk and banging chicks.

 

[guest]

Lifeguard Pat is one of my favorite Pats. Saving lives, getting drunk and banging chicks.

Dont forget volunteering to help retards.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Pat really loves playing up the whole “Hey, here in Wisconsin we know how to drink! It’s in our blood!” angle. I used to go to bars when i was 15 and got smackheads to purchase lager and vodka for me when i was 13, it’s not hard to get booze when your underage.

Whoever it was that compared Pat’s comedic stylings and opinions to late 2000’s Cracked.com articles was spot on, just shitty milquetoast observations and overused, stale jokes that rely on inoffensive, mundane stereotypes.

 

[guest]

what really happened: 19 year old Fatrick drinking alone in his room watching Dick Clark and the NYE Ball drop at Times Square...then enjoying the Backstreet boys perform.

Alone.

 

[guest]

His writing is such shit. "The Wilderness"?

So the name of the hotel was The Wilderness and he was a lifeguard "in" that? That's why it's capitalized? His fucking vagaries, trying to look like some outdoorsman at first glance to Twitter fags.

Either way, he's fat.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Rick had a few sips of his boones farm and one of the 2 faggots who also wasn’t invited to the party in the room, passed out on a table. That’s the real story everyone.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

I was 12

We were all 12 at one point, weren’t we?

 

[Jenna]

Most hotels let the underage staff get shitfaced drunk and then all sleep together in the same conference room. Have fun kids, just nobody puke or rape each other!

 

[42069]

Pat was a 20 year old life guard at an indoor water park sounds about right

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat was a 20 year old life guard at an indoor water park sounds about right

It's not like he was busy completing a college degree.

 

[Bigsmooth]

FAWWWWK YEAH!!
PARTY RICK GETTIN SMAAAAASHED