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Where we @ with suicide?

NortheastPhilly

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Friend in college was a cokehead and then robbed a convenience store with a gun to get coke money. Got arrested. When he got out he jumped off the Coronado Bridge and splattered on the water. I didn't even know you could kill yourself that way, but apparently the Coronado Bridge is a popular suicide spot.
When Im at work we always get notified when that bridge gets shut down for a jumper and its like every week. Just yesterday it was shut down from like 3pm to 8pm, it was ridiculous.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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i went through a really bad postpartum depression and on top of that was unemployed for 19 months. i just wanted to kill myself so the kids could get social security and life insurance because i was worth more dead than alive. we have a big bridge here that connects to an island, i used to walk over it with my baby daddy and he would tell me to jump. and i would cry like a little baby how could you do that to me you know i'm so vulnerable. i deserved it and that's why i cyberbully people into suicide now, so they can spread it along.
 

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
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There's never been a greater time to be a loser and still live a comfortable life, and find like minded people, so what kind of reasons would you have in 2022? It seems like if your personal standards are low then suicide is only ending the gravy train.

I found out that someone I knew from years ago killed herself last year. I don't know why. She was an award winning cello player and composer. She had a boyfriend. She had a dog, a nice apartment in the country. She was probably the last person to ever send me a hand written letter, which I still have. She was always a very talented, very nice, but private person.

When lockdown hit she couldn't get any music work so she had to work in a fast food place. Thanks Biden. None of her coworkers knew she was an award winning cellist until after she killed herself.

She was also at that age where women get really depressed if they haven't had any kids, but that's more socially acceptable now. I have no idea what triggered her.

It was definitely not because she deserved it.
That’s fawkin brutal.
 

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
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i went through a really bad postpartum depression and on top of that was unemployed for 19 months. i just wanted to kill myself so the kids could get social security and life insurance because i was worth more dead than alive. we have a big bridge here that connects to an island, i used to walk over it with my baby daddy and he would tell me to jump. and i would cry like a little baby how could you do that to me you know i'm so vulnerable. i deserved it and that's why i cyberbully people into suicide now, so they can spread it along.
Real ass dude.
 

NortheastPhilly

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Sometime in 2020 this kid in the navy was standing an armed watch on a pier. Went inside this little bathroom shack and blew his head off. His ship was leaving the next day for a 9 month deployment and I guess he couldnt handle it.
One day they had me cleaning everything on that pier and this dude goes “Wanna see where that kid killed himself?” and showed me the little bathroom. You could still see the bullethole right at head level in the wall. It was spooky
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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i was really close at some point, don't even know if i should be posting this but fuck it. i was working with this guy who i didn't really get along with, he brought me into the job but he was a pain to work with. anyway, one day we're working away and all of a sudden, this scumbag brings in one of his friends who i had issues with beforehand, he knew that! yet still did it.
i just sat there, fucking brooding man.
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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I've had some pretty dark periods in my life (maaan) when I thought, why the fuck not? Never took any steps to follow through though, and now that I'm middle aged, its like I don't even know who that guy was.
Basically, don't kill yourself. Especially if you still have a mom.
And if you don't, get a dog.
When shit fell apart for me, I adopted this old, fat little beagle/bulldog mix who farted all the time and had been at the shelter for 2 years.
That little fucker got me through.
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
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Remember the guy @MySexJunkSmells that allegedly killed himself after posting here?


That was good bit.
 
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potatopeeler63

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I made a small fortune in my late teens /early twenties in the stock market, high six figs, then got into lots of drugs hookers first class flights 5 star hotels, etc, made some losses and kept doubling down, on coke, pills, etc and lost literally everything.
was never close to doing it or anything but had that voice in my head for a couple years “just kill yourself fucking loser” and would imagine a noose in my closet and shit like that, because i couldnt imagine going back to being a delivery driver or minimum wagie.
But my aunt lost her son to cancer when he was 30 and she’s been a shell of a woman since. Couldn’t imagine doing that to my mom
Fawkin brutal. But made a good amount back luckily and am stable financially now.
but it’s some weird shit in the subconscious, and when you weigh the pros and cons it’s literally retarded to end it all when you can just live like you dont give a fawk and go to tijuana or borrow against your mortgage and gamble or just become a heroin junkie
A LITTLE LEVITY FOLKSHH
 
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