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Who do know that did it and how did they do it?
Let's get fawkin dark & BROOD.
Let's get fawkin dark & BROOD.
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Where we @ with suicide?
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In 5th grade I knew a kid, lil bit older, who jumped off a fawkin bridge. He stopped traffic then just hopped right over the rail.
When I was 20 a girl I knew from back in middle school went to a gun range and rented a handgun then immediately shot herself.
2 years ago my aunt drank a six pack, sent my cousin a goodbye text, then shot herself in her front porch swing.
I knew this guy named CuntFucker who hung himself from a doorknob with his stretchy excess foreskin.
When I was 20 a girl I knew from back in middle school went to a gun range and rented a handgun then immediately shot herself.
2 years ago my aunt drank a six pack, sent my cousin a goodbye text, then shot herself in her front porch swing.
I knew this guy named CuntFucker who hung himself from a doorknob with his stretchy excess foreskin.
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Found out a faggot kid I went to school with gassed himself in a car back in 2000. Real fucking edgelord if Im remembering correctly.
He was also in a shitty graffiti “crew” called Da Undaground Posse. Used to write DUP on the backboards and school walls. I picked on him severely and do not regret it at all.
He was also in a shitty graffiti “crew” called Da Undaground Posse. Used to write DUP on the backboards and school walls. I picked on him severely and do not regret it at all.
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My friend's wife had a hens party or whatever they call it. I saw some photos from that night and they had a male stripper in a leopard print g-string. They found out that not long after the stripper killed himself by piping the exhaust inside his car. I still laugh at that from time to time.
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Toe trigger!
(I don't know anyone who's killed themselves)
(I don't know anyone who's killed themselves)
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My wifes best friend, family to us type of person blew her head off a few years ago. She was positive her father in law molested her 2 year old(after meeting this dude, I'm fairly sure she was right too). On top of that, her shithead husband disappeared with the kids one day saying he was taking out the trash and threw the kids in the truck and took off. His whole family was trying to smear her and even though it probably would have worked out as far as her getting the kids the whole thing made her nuts. I talked to her a few times in the days leading up to her taking herself out--trying to convince her that IF SHE ABSOLUTELY felt like she had no other choice, she may as well just murder her husband and his entire family, as they are all Midland, Texas garbage and none of them would be missed by society. At least take the chance on getting away with it, she was smart. Told her I'd help. Or at least suicide bomb something shitty or a government building. Dumb bitch laughed and shit but then went ahead and took her head off. Her mom was in San Diego calling the local police for a whole day trying to get them to break the door down after not hearing from her. They finally did and her brains were all over the living room.
This chicks dad (I believe in his early 70s) I was friends with blew his head off not long after. Poor guy had had all these health problems come and go for years that he kept living through, nothing stuck. Apparently he went to a doctor that was like "sorry man, you're gonna have to go back home and keep living with your yammering dumb bitch wife and your immature (but a professor at the local college) still living at home in her 30s step-daughter who is even more yammersome." Went home and shut it down in his living room for his step daughter to find.
This other chick I didn't know as well but hung(pun) with a few times, a best friends best friend hung herself about 2 years ago. Not too sure on the details there but something about wanting to take custody back of a girl she had birthed but gave up for adoption and it driving her nuts. She was friends with Wee-man and got him to introduce us before a concert one time.
My mom stuck herself with a clot shot and sure enough...
This chicks dad (I believe in his early 70s) I was friends with blew his head off not long after. Poor guy had had all these health problems come and go for years that he kept living through, nothing stuck. Apparently he went to a doctor that was like "sorry man, you're gonna have to go back home and keep living with your yammering dumb bitch wife and your immature (but a professor at the local college) still living at home in her 30s step-daughter who is even more yammersome." Went home and shut it down in his living room for his step daughter to find.
This other chick I didn't know as well but hung(pun) with a few times, a best friends best friend hung herself about 2 years ago. Not too sure on the details there but something about wanting to take custody back of a girl she had birthed but gave up for adoption and it driving her nuts. She was friends with Wee-man and got him to introduce us before a concert one time.
My mom stuck herself with a clot shot and sure enough...
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One of my buddies jumped in front of a train when he was 19. Years later another one got smushed by a transport because he got out of his car on the side of a highway. The driver didn't see him or realize he hit him and ended up dragging him for a long time. Don't get out of your car on the side of a busy highway.
I remember my great aunt died when I was a kid and I later learned that she killed herself via my dad who apparently hated her all his life. She took a bunch of pills in the bathtub and ended up having seizures and drowning. My dad was like "bitch turned into a fuckin' blender."
I remember my great aunt died when I was a kid and I later learned that she killed herself via my dad who apparently hated her all his life. She took a bunch of pills in the bathtub and ended up having seizures and drowning. My dad was like "bitch turned into a fuckin' blender."
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A kid at school ( or had just recently left) hung himself over a dumb row with his parents taking his computer away from him after he went off without telling them.
Sure told them. I hope that PS2 meant lots to him.
I think I would only do it if I had a terminal illness that was going to really suck and I'd do it in a fun way. Jump into a volcano or some shit like that.
Sure told them. I hope that PS2 meant lots to him.
I think I would only do it if I had a terminal illness that was going to really suck and I'd do it in a fun way. Jump into a volcano or some shit like that.
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Damn, why do you guys have to spoil my good mood today?
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Toe trigger.
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I remember this one kid back in high school that tried to commit suicide but failed. He also was a heavy drinker and got admitted to rehab. After rehab he got into comedy and started doing stand-up. He was truly a hack though with his high pitch voice and gay mannerisms. He was also a closeted homosexual. Last thing I heard about him is that he got a gig and joined a radio show. I wonder where he is in life now.
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Friend in college was a cokehead and then robbed a convenience store with a gun to get coke money. Got arrested. When he got out he jumped off the Coronado Bridge and splattered on the water. I didn't even know you could kill yourself that way, but apparently the Coronado Bridge is a popular suicide spot.
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I killed myself once. I laughed myself to DEATH.
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If you commit suicide these years, you might as well be remembered as a tranny by your friends and family.
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I think about suicide a lot. The medication helps some. Makes me docile, less self-loathing. But I raise my kids and don't have any problems, so I keep plugging along and dwell on the mistakes I made along the way...
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There's never been a greater time to be a loser and still live a comfortable life, and find like minded people, so what kind of reasons would you have in 2022? It seems like if your personal standards are low then suicide is only ending the gravy train.
I found out that someone I knew from years ago killed herself last year. I don't know why. She was an award winning cello player and composer. She had a boyfriend. She had a dog, a nice apartment in the country. She was probably the last person to ever send me a hand written letter, which I still have. She was always a very talented, very nice, but private person.
When lockdown hit she couldn't get any music work so she had to work in a fast food place. Thanks Biden. None of her coworkers knew she was an award winning cellist until after she killed herself.
She was also at that age where women get really depressed if they haven't had any kids, but that's more socially acceptable now. I have no idea what triggered her.
It was definitely not because she deserved it.
I found out that someone I knew from years ago killed herself last year. I don't know why. She was an award winning cello player and composer. She had a boyfriend. She had a dog, a nice apartment in the country. She was probably the last person to ever send me a hand written letter, which I still have. She was always a very talented, very nice, but private person.
When lockdown hit she couldn't get any music work so she had to work in a fast food place. Thanks Biden. None of her coworkers knew she was an award winning cellist until after she killed herself.
She was also at that age where women get really depressed if they haven't had any kids, but that's more socially acceptable now. I have no idea what triggered her.
It was definitely not because she deserved it.