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Where we at with trashy neighbors?

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I had a buddy back in high school that had some land and people would drive on it like they owned it. He'd shoot his rifle off over their heads and scare them away. He's been in prison for the past 8 years after killing his wife. Terrible with women. But he sure knew how to keep people the fuck off his property.
 
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When I was a kid we had this neighbor who, on every 4th of July, would dress up in a George Washington costume, climb on his roof and read the Declaration Of Independence. He draped a flag over the chimney and use it as a podium. And when someone would set off a shitload of firecrackers, he'd pause and say "thank you, thank you" like it was applause.
 

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When I was a kid we had this neighbor who, on every 4th of July, would dress up in a George Washington costume, climb on his roof and read the Declaration Of Independence. He draped a flag over the chimney and use it as a podium. And when someone would set off a shitload of firecrackers, he'd pause and say "thank you, thank you" like it was applause.
I wish I had neighbors who did cool shit like that
 
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