Where we at with the Uncharted movie?

[Cuphead]

I loved all of the games, but the movie looks fucking horrible. Tom Holland sucks and Mark Wahlberg as Sully is fucking retarded.

 

[Imager]

Amazing how they can really fuck this up.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

It looks fucking terrible. Aren't they making a The Last of Us movie or tv show as well? That will also suck. I'm surprised they haven't made a God of War movie yet. If they did it like 300 maybe it would be alright sniff

 

[Meownaw]

Can't have a manly character so it's either a effeminate boy or nigger.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Can't have a manly character so it's either a effeminate boy or nigger.

He already said Tom Holland's in it.

 

[Chapel]

It looks fucking terrible. Aren't they making a The Last of Us movie or tv show as well? That will also suck. I'm surprised they haven't made a God of War movie yet. If they did it like 300 maybe it would be alright sniff

Yeah, Joel and his brother are now spics. There’s much faggotry like the last gamw

 

[Snake]

Yeah, Joel and his brother are now spics. There’s much faggotry like the last gamw

Joel was like the last White male lead in a game that wasn't a faggot. Of course they make him full blown Christian in the sequel and is unceremoniously killed off by a tranny.

 

[Cuphead]

Joel was like the last White male lead in a game that wasn't a faggot. Of course they make him full blown Christian in the sequel and is unceremoniously killed off by a tranny.

Last of Us 2 was a fucking insult to anyone who played the last game. I'll never forget how fucking retarded the ending was after killing everyone everyone else in the faction, you get the shit beat out of you and your finger biten off, but they all the sudden killing is wrong and let the tranny on steroids live.

 

[UnPRePared]

I guess no one learned from The Super Mario Bros. Movie.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Love the games but the casting for this movie was atrocious. Holland is too young for Drake and same goes for Wahlberg. I wouldn’t have minded if they did Drake as a younger kid but they do some of the shit straight out of the games like that Desert plane scene from Uncharted 3. Sully needed to be older with a hint of gray at least. I got a free ticket for Regal if anyone wants it because I bought that new Uncharted remaster,

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Last of Us 2 was a fucking insult to anyone who played the last game. I'll never forget how fucking retarded the ending was after killing everyone everyone else in the faction, you get the shit beat out of you and your finger biten off, but they all the sudden killing is wrong and let the tranny on steroids live.

I didn't even bother playing 2 after I heard Joel gets taken out by a fucking golf club and then you have to play 1/2 the damn game as the bitch who killed him, Missy Muscles. Apparently we were all supposed to hate Joel at the end of The Last of Us and it pissed that Druckman fag off that everyone loved him.

 

[Cuphead]

I didn't even bother playing 2 after I heard Joel gets taken out by a fucking golf club and then you have to play 1/2 the damn game as the bitch who killed him, Missy Muscles. Apparently we were all supposed to hate Joel at the end of The Last of Us and it pissed that Druckman fag off that everyone loved him.

I didn't know anything of the backlash or leaks before I played it cause I don't follow the gaming world like that. If I had known I would've never have played it.

 

[AntSucks]

Is that based on the video game, written by William Shakespeare and programmed by Isaac Newton? Amazing, a movie version of that would suck.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Amazing games... it's Hollywood so this will suck

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

is uncharted another one of those games where its basically just a cutscene that lets you walk around sometimes

 

[Raymond]

Has there ever even been a passable movie based on a video game?

 

[Imager]

is uncharted another one of those games where its basically just a cutscene that lets you walk around sometimes

Uncharted 2 was great when it came out as there was nothing like it.

The problem is that the formula got stale fast. They lost their head writer, and instead passed the reigns over the (((Druckmann))) who even changed the gender of a character in the ending of Uncharted 4 to show how progressive he was. Oh, and he had a bitch nigger beat up the main White character because she was awesome with nappy hair.

Even the liberal gamers were pissed because it cheapened the series.

So I'm saying you should play it.

 

[Cuphead]

is uncharted another one of those games where its basically just a cutscene that lets you walk around sometimes

you're thinking of Heavy Rain

Uncharted 2 was great when it came out as there was nothing like it.

The problem is that the formula got stale fast. They lost their head writer, and instead passed the reigns over the (((Druckmann))) who even changed the gender of a character in the ending of Uncharted 4 to show how progressive he was. Oh, and he had a bitch nigger beat up the main White character because she was awesome with nappy hair.

Even the liberal gamers were pissed because it cheapened the series.

So I'm saying you should play it.

There was a tranny in Uncharted 4? I missed that

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Uncharted 2 was great when it came out as there was nothing like it.

The problem is that the formula got stale fast. They lost their head writer, and instead passed the reigns over the (((Druckmann))) who even changed the gender of a character in the ending of Uncharted 4 to show how progressive he was. Oh, and he had a bitch nigger beat up the main White character because she was awesome with nappy hair.

Even the liberal gamers were pissed because it cheapened the series.

So I'm saying you should play it.

I will not play it.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Has there ever even been a passable movie based on a video game?

The Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter is the closest. It's garbage, but fun garbage.