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You get good tomatas and you slice 'em nice and thin, chop up a little red onion and fresh basil, add your olive oil and balsamic, a little moozadell and abuhdagatza!!!!
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Ohhh madoneYou get good tomatas and you slice 'em nice and thin, chop up a little red onion and fresh basil, add your olive oil and balsamic, a little moozadell and abuhdagatza!!!!
Tomatillos are awesome in homemade salsa. It's best to boil them then put them in a blender with the rest of your ingredients (onion, chilis, etc.).Yeah he grew them. He gave me some tomatillos too that I tried this morning and they're great too. He's old as fuck and him and his wife are always gardening. Their place is beautiful. They load me up with garlic scapes too because I'm the only person they've ever heard of eating them.
I'm the same way. The texture of a big, raw tomato is disgusting. Little seeds in goo... eugh.I like tomatoes when they’re prepared somehow. Sauces, roasted, whatever. Straight up fresh tomato grosses me out, and it’s equal parts an autistic aversion to certain textures and the collective negative experiences I’ve had with fast-food “tomatoes” and the like. The kind that qualify only technically in that they are red and have a particular shape when cut.
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