Where we at with the Jake Flores?

[guest]

i bet he had sex with those two babes

You’d think that, wouldn’t you? But no.

unless you count this….

 

[guest]

Only faggots, hicks and pirates are called Jake.

 

[FurBurger]

Where we at with the Jake Flores?

There's about 100 thousand Cumtown fans who hate him mostly because Nick Mullen told them to, and maybe 20% because they've read his shit. they're the guys who found his cum eating porn shoot, and predicted that he'd go the "Uhhh, actually it's gay not to eat your own cum" route in handling it (still, $20 and a cookie, eh Jake?)

He keeps getting into arguments with Luis from Legion of Skanks, so there's IDK how many of those fans out for his blood.

He's set up some sort of faggot alliance with Seth Simons, who cost Shane Gillis his SNL gig, so the Matt and Shane's fans hate him too.

So, yeah. By all means dump on him, just remember those fanbases will have a list of dumb shit he's done (like that time he rode to a Black Lives Matter rally, got arrested for something stupid, and then the you-know-whos stole his bike)...

there's comedy festival in my hometown run by right wing media sycophants with connections to the Proud Boys and other fascists and who harass women with the threat of rape and have personally tried to physically harm me...

That's a hell of a way to describe a Jim Gaffigan gig.

so no idk why I'm tweeting about this so much

Because you have nothing going on in your career, and every motherfucker going on stage at Skankfest gets paid. You're a thirty-something pizza delivery boy/humiliation model who sleeps on a rag on the concrete floor of a basement in a scene that makes me want to kill myself, and all I have to do to make it go away is close the browser. God alone knows how you do it.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

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