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Nigga you like going to bed at the end of the day and that shit isn’t made? SheeeeeeiiiiitI refuse to make my bed because I don't see the point in it. Who am I making it for?
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Nigga you like going to bed at the end of the day and that shit isn’t made? SheeeeeeiiiiitI refuse to make my bed because I don't see the point in it. Who am I making it for?
As soon as I'm in, it's unmade again.Nigga you like going to bed at the end of the day and that shit isn’t made? Sheeeeeeiiiiit
Yes, for his daughter. Is there a larger bit of clutter than a 275 pound man lounging on a couch all day under a blankie?does Pat signing away his parental rights count as decluttering?
I'm the same way with my bed brothaman. I never make it in the morning. I believe you need to keep it loose so your mattress can breathe easier.I don't have a problem with this because I like orderliness to an extent. I love the feeling when you've completely cleaned the fridge and organised shit in there properly. My main sources of clutter and messiness are that I'll keep frequently used items out all the time - boxes of tea bags, salt, olive oil, etc. - and I refuse to make my bed because I don't see the point in it. Who am I making it for?
In my family there's more problems with losing things or throwing valuable stuff out. My aunt's husband lost some of his hearing, so I bought him a pair of wireless Sennheiser headphones so he could watch the TV at a loud volume and not disturb anyone else. Weeks later, my aunt decides to tidy the house. She sees the charging station for the headphones, she doesn't know what it is, so boom, into the garbage it goes. Dumb inconsiderate bitch.
She probably has her own secrets too...Where we at with renting several secret storage units away from your spouse
I had to look up what a wet bar was because I'm retarded.Both of my parents were borderline hoarders when I was a kid. You could never use the wet bar for its intended purpose, park a car in the garage, or find something in the attic. It turned me into an anti-hoarder who sometimes throws away shit only to buy the same thing six months later. These days, their house looks really organized, but that's only because they have some massive storage units that are packed with shit. It's not going to be fun going through that shit after they die. They have the classic selfish boomer attitude that it won't be their problem because they'll be dead.
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