where we at with spending christmas alone?

[Smeckler's Powder]

i ducked out without saying goodbye literally i have never wished i was more dead than when they were playing matisyahu now i remember why i don't talk to people

Chop 'Em Down goes good tho

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mother woke me up first thing in the morning and is now repeating questions in a high-pitched voice to my cat like it's gonna fucking answer her or something. I straight up don't like Christmas. I dont know why she makes me bother. My dad doesn't give a fuck, i probably wont talk to him until the new year. I love that. He knows what's up. Christmas brings me no joy because I don't have kids and I am not a kid myself. Leave me the fuck alone and don't give me an obligation to hang out with you. I just want to go back to fucking sleep. My girlfriend's coming over at some point though. That's something to look forward to. She makes balloon animals for my mom and it blows her mind like a child. She cant wrap her head around the fact that this normal girl who went to law school instead of clown college knows how to make balloon animals.

 

[captain_kamala]

merry christmas everybody. i'm ordering chinese food tonight.

 

[Jizz]

I made reservations at Ruth Chris steakhouse but I heard it's fawkin expensive and not that good. Thinkin about just Ruizing some oriental food tonight!

 

[Stent]

merry christmas everybody. i'm ordering chinese food tonight.

Merry Christmas. Remember to check your order in front of the delivery guy.