Where we at with situations that almost got out of control in your life?

[guest]

My father was legitimate crazy. In and out of nut houses. When I was 12, I got my first period. I went to go tell my mom, and my looney father over heard. He was also a convicted felon, so he wasn’t allowed to have a gun. Well somehow get got one and tried to shoot me in the pussy. He thought the period blood was some dude named Frank from the nuthouse trying to take him back

Yeah yeah show us your asshole

 

[guest]

Season 7 of Seinfeld where George asks that lady to marry him and spends the whole season anxious and sick trying to get out of it because he was too much of a pussy to just break up -- that happened to me.

 

[Malibu Pat]

Yeah yeah show us your asshole

Will this do?

 

[guest]

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You're a Bam alt?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

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God damn whore, did you take a picture @captain_kamala?

 

[Malibu Pat]

You're a Bam alt?

Fuck no. I don’t pretend to be a whorish nutjob just to get attention. Plus, I have a fat white ass. Not a hairy nigger ass

edit- I’m seriously the definition of a bull dyke. You don’t want to see any part of my asshole.

 

[fenrir]

Fuck no. I don’t pretend to be a whorish nutjob just to get attention

edit- I’m seriously the definition of a bull dyke. You don’t want to see any part of my asshole.

You're telling me that we have yet another girl poster on this forum? This place is going to start looking like a sewing circle.

 

[Malibu Pat]

This place is going to start looking like a sewing circle.

shit, it’s already been like that. Where the fuck you been?

 

[guest]

Fuck no. I don’t pretend to be a whorish nutjob just to get attention. Plus, I have a fat white ass. Not a hairy nigger ass

edit- I’m seriously the definition of a bull dyke. You don’t want to see any part of my asshole.

I appreciate your candor, child.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

i got robbed by gypsies at a starbucks in madrid spain! i had my purse hanging on the hook under the table. well i had all my money and stuff on me so they just got the purse itself but it was a louis vuitton

That’s what you deserve for going to Starbucks

 

[guest]

It was mostly her husband. He's either a complete asshole or a clueless idiot for sticking his neck out so far for her. There was a broken bottle of vodka in the front seat and she had undigested vodka in her stomach among all the other evidence that she was intoxicated.

Ever been so hungover and dried out and gotten drunk again in the morning? On top of that, this dumb bitch ate a strong edible. I think she was just super fucked up and drove like a woman (badly). No mystery there.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Season 7 of Seinfeld where George asks that lady to marry him and spends the whole season anxious and sick trying to get out of it because he was too much of a pussy to just break up -- that happened to me.

Did you poison her like Costanza

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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That's what it would look like if a man had a pussy.

 

[HotDogJoe]

When I was 18 I had a couple of beers and went to a really dark place. Like I knew even then that this thing had a grip on me. Luckily I decided after those beers to never drink again.

Many decades later and I’m happy to say I’m still sober. I don’t have any family to speak of and edge myself for 8 hours each night but at least I’m free from the shackles of alcohol. Also I have AIDS.

 

[captain_kamala]

Fuck no. I don’t pretend to be a whorish nutjob just to get attention. Plus, I have a fat white ass. Not a hairy nigger ass

edit- I’m seriously the definition of a bull dyke. You don’t want to see any part of my asshole.

a whorish nutjob? fuck off lesbiman

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

i was in some shithole mexican town. the hooker asked if i wanted to give her a baby. i said yea, no condom sex, duh
we raw dogged 3x in the next week amazing. 3 weeks later ( had left) she was blowing up my number that she was pregnant.
it was on my mexican sim. crushed that bitch and never heard from her again
i have some aztec warrior running around mexico city probably.

patrick and i are similiar in that sense. but i have a job and in shape so im better than him.

Pretty sure she just wanted you to take care of Nacho's kid

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Ever been so hungover and dried out and gotten drunk again in the morning? On top of that, this dumb bitch ate a strong edible. I think she was just super fucked up and drove like a woman (badly). No mystery there.

Yes, and this was always my theory. Her husband kept insisting she never drank or had anything to do with weed one way or another despite what autopsy reports and eye witness accounts show. Didn't he at least try to have her corpse exhumed to have an independent anylisis done? I remember the family of the victims were constantly pushing back on whatever he was doing simply because they just wanted to move on and didn't give a fuck about clearing her name. This tragedy is the reason why you're automatically charged with a felony if you're caught drunk with kids in the car in New York State (Leandra's Law).

 

[guest]

I got black out wasted on zannies and alcohol one Thanksgiving and drove home at like 120+ miles per hour. I have no idea how I didn't get pulled over since that's the number one night cops are out. Also lucky I didn't pass out

 

[alkiefuck2]

think i was about 7, went down a steep hill on my scooter heading for a road, thankfully some guy caught me and raped me, could've been dead if not for that kind stranger