Where we at with random intrusive thoughts?

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yes I do it's why I was put on medication.

Were ya? But I'm very sorry to hear that.

 

[Brooke Shields]

When I was a kid I was reading the newspaper at my grandmom's and there was a story about how someone's pet snake had escaped and was later found crawling up through a neighbor's toilet.
Every single time since then, I've inspected the toilet before use to make sure there aren't any snakes in there. Must be over ten thousands times I've checked the toilet by now.

I must've been out of my parents house once I finally got over this

Except instead of snakes in the toilet, it was Cousin Skeeter cause he came out of a toilet once on that show, I'm assuming it was a dream sequence and I don't remember anything of that show other than black puppets existing with humans

Very funny how innocuous 10 second bits in kids shows can traumatize kids for no real reason

 

[Meownaw]

Were ya? But I'm very sorry to hear that.

Are ya?

 

[DMAN]

Just because you have a thought, it doesn't make it true. You should try to work on distinguishing fact from fancy, and be able to dismiss things you know aren't true are just nonsense your brain comes up with because it's bored.

The Advice Show

You say this like I'm documenting my thoughts as a cry for help and asking for advice. These are simply thoughts that intrude.

 

[DMAN]

By the way, many of these fears are justified or based on past experience. No I haven't had an alligator in my bath. But I have had someone at my door when I looked out the peephole many years ago. Some drunk idiot literally sleeping up against my front door with his legs sprawled out.

 

[Meownaw]

By the way, many of these fears are justified or based on past experience. No I haven't had an alligator in my bath. But I have had someone at my door when I looked out the peephole many years ago. Some drunk idiot literally sleeping up against my front door with his legs sprawled out.

Well yeah because you check behind the curtain everytime so the alligator won't be there. But if you don't check...

 

[DMAN]

Well yeah because you check behind the curtain everytime so the alligator won't be there. But if you don't check...

I'VE BEEN CALLED "A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN"

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Your mental illness is hilarious to me.

 

[BUBBLER]

I ain't letting this awesome thread die because of gay Reddit tier spam threads

Give me more stories of your weird mental illnesses, I already gave mine

 

[DMAN]

Still not sure why this is being referred to as "mental illness" when there's nothing ill about it.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Still not sure why this is being referred to as "mental illness" when there's nothing ill about it.

I guess some people really never have had the notion to set a fire on a crowded bus or start sharking a group of schoolgirls having a picnic. Not to seriously consider acting on these bizarre thoughts, understanding this is akin to dreams where the brain tries to figure shit out through metaphor and association. I hesitate to use this term, but NPCs be out there whilin.

 

[DMAN]

I guess some people really never have had the notion to set a fire on a crowded bus or start sharking a group of schoolgirls having a picnic. Not to seriously consider acting on these bizarre thoughts, understanding this is akin to dreams where the brain tries to figure shit out through metaphor and association. I hesitate to use this term, but NPCs be out there whilin.

You share a couple bizarre thoughts and suddenly everyone on the podcast harassment message board is Dr. Melfi