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As a young niglet, my mother terrorized me with the Michael Jackson Thriller VHS tape at the part where the zombies spin their heads to the camera and surround the protagonists in the street and in the houses. The thought of a creature running up behind you while you're trapped. I think these images may have contributed to these random intrusive thoughts I have.
I would call them 'thoughts' as opposed to visions. It's usually me thinking "Wouldnit be crazy if a 4 legged creature just ran through that door." Or when I turn on the lights in a dark room I'll envision what might be waiting there, and thinking about how it would make eye contact with me before attacking.
Random intrusive thoughts:
- There is an alligator in my bath behind the shower curtain, so I never look and hope it doesn't pop out and dive for my dick while I'm pissing. If I'm dropping off some cosby kids at the pool I will of course have to face my leather skinned terrorist and prove he doesn't exist.
- Whenever I go to peer out the peephole of my front door, I always envision someone standing there up close at the door.
- Whenever it's calm and quiet I will constantly imagine that some shrieking, screaming, dog-like creature with burn victim skin will run into the room towards me.
- I cannot wear headphones at home. Even if I'm in my bedroom and lock the bedroom door, I will ALWAYS imagine someone kicking my door down.
- Insane fear of sharp objects, I don't go near anything like that other than when necessary like a bathroom razor or a kitchen knife. I always relive moments of being sliced and having my skin cut by knives in kitchen accidents. I almost cut my middle fingernail right off. The idea of a sharp object cutting me makes me squirm.
- Also HUGE phobia of sharp objects around groin level. I can't have pairs of scissors strewn around, as they might cut my dick accidentally(?)
- Whenever I'm taking a piss in a nasty bathroom urinal or toilet with a fly in the bathroom or on the toilet, I always have intrusive thoughts that the fly will go straight for my dick hole and try to fly up inside. Thankfully they always change course, or I just kill them with my pee.
- ALWAYS thinking that someone is going to run up behind me while I'm going up stairs, they grab my feet out from under me and pull, which would leave me falling face first into steps, and losing all my front teeth in the process. I think of this all the fucking time, every time I go upstairs outdoors.
- I hate ladders and refuse to partake in them because as you would imagine, if the idea of me climbing a ladder is ever considered, all I can envision is myself falling to death, being impaled by a mailbox or landing on a windshield which severs a major vein in my body and I bleed out on someones car. I will NEVER sit on a motorcycle whether it's on or off for this same reason. I would just always imagine being launched into the sky. It had happened to me for real on my bicycle and luckily I always take a bump like Terry Funk and survive.
- Whenever it's incredibly windy outside when I'm walking on the streets, I ALWAYS envision a street sign breaking loose from its pole and decapitating me as I walk by. This almost actually happened to me. A Stop sign really did swing off the pole completely falling onto the sidewalk, I thought the sound was a gunshot.
- Sometimes when I'm napping I will be half awake and envision a vehicle crashing into my room. Because for long nasty summer I lived at a motel right in front of a major highway. Many times, cars had driven right into the giant plate glass windows. No deaths yet, but I thought about it every time I went to sleep and how I would have to get out of bed and let the cops or whoever clean up the mess with me having nowhere to sleep. It luckily never happened but this nightmare follows me to this day despite having lived on second and above floor apartments over the years.
- Whenever I cough up a thick phlegm, I spit it out expecting to find thick globs of blood in it. This has yet to happen.
- When I'm taking a particularly difficult poop, I envision how my asshole must be flaking off and falling apart at the seams, you can almost feel the hemorrhoids developing in realtime. Also have to wash my hands for at least 30 seconds after shitting, to prevent rubbing my eye and getting pink eye or worse from getting my own SHIT in my eyes.
I would call them 'thoughts' as opposed to visions. It's usually me thinking "Wouldnit be crazy if a 4 legged creature just ran through that door." Or when I turn on the lights in a dark room I'll envision what might be waiting there, and thinking about how it would make eye contact with me before attacking.
Random intrusive thoughts:
- There is an alligator in my bath behind the shower curtain, so I never look and hope it doesn't pop out and dive for my dick while I'm pissing. If I'm dropping off some cosby kids at the pool I will of course have to face my leather skinned terrorist and prove he doesn't exist.
- Whenever I go to peer out the peephole of my front door, I always envision someone standing there up close at the door.
- Whenever it's calm and quiet I will constantly imagine that some shrieking, screaming, dog-like creature with burn victim skin will run into the room towards me.
- I cannot wear headphones at home. Even if I'm in my bedroom and lock the bedroom door, I will ALWAYS imagine someone kicking my door down.
- Insane fear of sharp objects, I don't go near anything like that other than when necessary like a bathroom razor or a kitchen knife. I always relive moments of being sliced and having my skin cut by knives in kitchen accidents. I almost cut my middle fingernail right off. The idea of a sharp object cutting me makes me squirm.
- Also HUGE phobia of sharp objects around groin level. I can't have pairs of scissors strewn around, as they might cut my dick accidentally(?)
- Whenever I'm taking a piss in a nasty bathroom urinal or toilet with a fly in the bathroom or on the toilet, I always have intrusive thoughts that the fly will go straight for my dick hole and try to fly up inside. Thankfully they always change course, or I just kill them with my pee.
- ALWAYS thinking that someone is going to run up behind me while I'm going up stairs, they grab my feet out from under me and pull, which would leave me falling face first into steps, and losing all my front teeth in the process. I think of this all the fucking time, every time I go upstairs outdoors.
- I hate ladders and refuse to partake in them because as you would imagine, if the idea of me climbing a ladder is ever considered, all I can envision is myself falling to death, being impaled by a mailbox or landing on a windshield which severs a major vein in my body and I bleed out on someones car. I will NEVER sit on a motorcycle whether it's on or off for this same reason. I would just always imagine being launched into the sky. It had happened to me for real on my bicycle and luckily I always take a bump like Terry Funk and survive.
- Whenever it's incredibly windy outside when I'm walking on the streets, I ALWAYS envision a street sign breaking loose from its pole and decapitating me as I walk by. This almost actually happened to me. A Stop sign really did swing off the pole completely falling onto the sidewalk, I thought the sound was a gunshot.
- Sometimes when I'm napping I will be half awake and envision a vehicle crashing into my room. Because for long nasty summer I lived at a motel right in front of a major highway. Many times, cars had driven right into the giant plate glass windows. No deaths yet, but I thought about it every time I went to sleep and how I would have to get out of bed and let the cops or whoever clean up the mess with me having nowhere to sleep. It luckily never happened but this nightmare follows me to this day despite having lived on second and above floor apartments over the years.
- Whenever I cough up a thick phlegm, I spit it out expecting to find thick globs of blood in it. This has yet to happen.
- When I'm taking a particularly difficult poop, I envision how my asshole must be flaking off and falling apart at the seams, you can almost feel the hemorrhoids developing in realtime. Also have to wash my hands for at least 30 seconds after shitting, to prevent rubbing my eye and getting pink eye or worse from getting my own SHIT in my eyes.
