Where we at with Girlname dudes?

[DMAN]

Just had a new guy start at work. His name is Morgan... I doubt any of us will be compelled to mock him to the level that we mocked a guy named Ashley who worked here. We got Ashley to quit by calling him "girlname" all the time. We even got the women in on it, the girls would laugh and we'd have them write his name down and dot the 'i' in his last name with a little heart.

I just met a grown man named Dana. It took everything to not crack up right in his face.

Whenever I meet a "Jackie" I have to stop myself from referring to him as "Miss Jackie"or Jacqueline. I think the only guys who can get away with it are named Taylor. I've known a lot more female Taylors than male, but for some reason Taylor is one of the few truly unisex names.

Conversely, any man named Renee is going to hear about it.

Jamie, pull that up. Imagine having a little male sidekick named Jamie. I would get so annoyed thinking the name "Jamie," expecting to see some fleshy tit meat, and then you turn your head and it's just a faggot with a bitches name. Lol

 

[1073waaf]

I went to school with this kid named Dana and now he’s a tranny.

 

[DMAN]

I went to school with this kid named Dana and now he’s a tranny.

Who is to say that his parents weren't to blame for preemptively deciding that he was a woman trapped in a man's body?

 

[guest]

No joke, my fathers birth name was Wendy. He changed it when he got 18. My grandfather must have really hated him for some reason.

 

[eggfeller]

guynamed women bother me a lot more. a family friend of my mom’s recently lost their daughter in a freak accident and her name was “logan.” dare i say that was natural selection at its finest. my dad, grandpa & great grandpa were all named Hilary & it’s always seemed like a man’s name to me for that reason. my dad has never gone by it & i thank him to this day for not letting me be Hilary IV

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The black city cop who did the D.A.R.E. program at my school's first name was Fay. Real nice guy, absolutely impossible to rile him up. Stands to reason.

guynamed women bother me a lot more. a family friend of my mom’s recently lost their daughter in a freak accident and her name was “logan.” dare i say that was natural selection at its finest. my dad, grandpa & great grandpa were all named Hilary & it’s always seemed like a man’s name to me for that reason. my dad has never gone by it & i thank him to this day for not letting me be Hilary IV

"Hilary" is a modern version of the Latin name Hilarius/Hilaria. You could be #stillHilarius

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There used to be a player on the Philadelphia Eagles named Blenda Gay. I remember Dandy Don Meredith trying not to laugh about it. Life must have been real, real tough for a guy named Blenda Gay. Who the fuck names their kid Blenda? Anyhow, after the 1976 season, his wife killed him by cutting his throat while he slept. She claimed abuse, but we know how that goes.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

WWAW guys don't drop the Y in their childhood nicknames- Danny, Bobby, Tommy, etc? Nothing weirder than a middle aged guy named Joey.

 

[Jenna]

Dre is a girlname. Andre/Andrea, they both shorten it to Dre.

 

[Milk74]

Dre is a girlname. Andre/Andrea, they both shorten it to Dre.

Damn Jenna! You're going to pick a fight with that nigga Dre now? Nigga, you bout it bout it...

 

[guest]

There used to be a player on the Philadelphia Eagles named Blenda Gay. I remember Dandy Don Meredith trying not to laugh about it. Life must have been real, real tough for a guy named Blenda Gay. Who the fuck names their kid Blenda? Anyhow, after the 1976 season, his wife killed him by cutting his throat while he slept. She claimed abuse, but we know how that goes.

That went south fast

 

[guest]

Dre is a girlname. Andre/Andrea, they both shorten it to Dre.

Same with Jenna you Royal faggot.

 

[HH Brother]

WWAW guys don't drop the Y in their childhood nicknames- Danny, Bobby, Tommy, etc? Nothing weirder than a middle aged guy named Joey.

I haven't been a Danny since I still had stidmarks in my tighty whities as a 25 year old, funster.

 

[Jenna]

Same with Jenna you Royal faggot.

Jenna is totally a unisex name, many male Jennas.

Enjoy your mid-tier honeymoon in Belize with your uglier-than-Flavia wife.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Jenna is totally a unisex name, many male Jennas.

Enjoy your mid-tier honeymoon in Belize with your uglier-than-Flavia wife.

Wow you got car crashed by gassers. I didn't think that was possible.

 

[Harry Powell]

Dre is a girlname. Andre/Andrea, they both shorten it to Dre.

I once got a blowjob from a heroin addicted prostitute who went by “Drea”

 

[Jenna]

Wow you got car crashed by gassers. I didn't think that was possible.

Gassers is polarizing. If he's legit, I've tried to go out of my way to help him. Yeah, any incel I like I will coach you into pussy for my own pathetic self-satisfaction.

Every attempt I've made towards him has been met with resistance. If he's real and that incel wants to jihad for the alliance and hate me, cool. I tried. Car crash me.

If any of you are incels, Jenna can help so long as you don't have standards.

 

[DMAN]

Dre is a girlname. Andre/Andrea, they both shorten it to Dre.

They shorten it to Drea, and if they shorten to Dre then they're guynames.

 

[Milk74]

They shorten it to Drea, and if they shorten to Dre then they're guynames.

Very mature response. Well done.

 

[gassers]

Gassers is polarizing. If he's legit, I've tried to go out of my way to help him. Yeah, any incel I like I will coach you into pussy for my own pathetic self-satisfaction.

Every attempt I've made towards him has been met with resistance. If he's real and that incel wants to jihad for the alliance and hate me, cool. I tried. Car crash me.

If any of you are incels, Jenna can help so long as you don't have standards.

I appreciate the sentiment, but you don't come into da hood and disrespect my nigga @Quasimoto like that. You better watch yo ass.