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It is definitely very gay not to only feel that way but to also share it with us.This one time I met Manu Bennett and this God damn bastard was so handsome that it hurt. It was at a Spartacus event so everyone was there.
I met Viva Bianca and Jesus Christ was she gorgeous, fuckin fat tits on display. Lucy Lawless was there and she was one of first women I ever wanted to fuck. Xena man. Who the fuck can beat that?
Katrina Law. What a fucking angel. Eliza Dushku was there for some reason. She sent my dick into overload. My point is, there were so many beautiful women there that day. And yet...my main memory from that day is stupid fucking Manu Bennett and his beautiful chin. He fucking chuckled and it sent tingles down my spine. I've never felt so gay.
My girl at the time was giggling, she was so intranced by him.
Here's the thing man. You're right. I'm triggered. He's standing there with his unimpressive lil dick. And I know I'm bigger than him, and yet he glows manliness. Call me gay....nigga...I know
Hold my pocket, homie!Not gay, but kinda gay.
I grew up in one of those gang neighborhoods and had no choice but to hang out with them seeing as most were my friends who became members and we all knew each other. Any time I was in their little hangout house I would feel safe due to their vicious ways. The protection of burly men.
Remember that known cocksucker Jim Norton was also in a gang called The Lords. So nigga u is gay.Not gay, but kinda gay.
I grew up in one of those gang neighborhoods and had no choice but to hang out with them seeing as most were my friends who became members and we all knew each other. Any time I was in their little hangout house I would feel safe due to their vicious ways. The protection of burly men.
I'd like for Jimmy's little "lord's" to come meet some KingsRemember that known cocksucker Jim Norton was also in a gang called The Lords. So nigga u is gay.
Reminds me of when I was in 5th grade. The school library had these books on the history of each baseball team. Those were some of my favorite books to check out. I remember this girl named Jessica I had a crush on got mad at me for some reason and noticed I was reading one of those books so she said it was because I was gay and liked looking at the guys. I spent the weekend looking at Babe Ruth and Carl Yastrzemski trying to decide if I wanted to fuck them. Hard pass on Ruth. Yaz is a maybe.I remember seeing fight club for the first time as a teenager and thinking Brad Pitt was ridiculously handsome. I then wondered if that made me gay. So I asked myself if I wanted to fuck him, to which the answer was no. That was that.
That blonde chick from Euphoria has a once in a generation body.100 laps, twinkletoes. That goes for the rest of ya too!
Just kidding, I watched Euphoria.
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