Where we at with chewing tobacco?

[Stent]

Is chewing tobacco considered a hillbilly hipster thing or is it more of an accepted tradition amongst country retards?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Is chewing tobacco considered a hillbilly hipster thing or is it more of an accepted tradition amongst country retards?

I'm what they'd call a hayseed. But I have a PhD, a thick bank account and own a shit ton of land.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

what's the difference between 'chewing tobacco' & 'dip'?

"Chew" is strands of chopped tobacco in molasses that you can actually chew, think Redman or Beech Nut
"Dip" is ground up and more potent that you just place between cheek and gums, think Skoal or Copenhagen

I chewed occasionally when I was in the military, but the mixture of tobacco and straight sugar can't be great for the teeth and i cut that shit out. Now I stick to occasional cigar 2x a month or so

 

[captain_kamala]

fucking disgusting. i used to work with a guy who would spit in my little personal trashcan under my desk.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

even rednecks look down on other rednecks that chew tobacco

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I went through a phase about 10 years ago where one of my favorite things to do was put in a dip and play NCAA football on Xbox. Accidentally almost took a drink out of my spit bottle once and that was the end of that shit.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Nobody really chews unless theyre baseball players or construction workers or doing some farm labor. i'ts just a bitch to do, not as convenient as dipping.

If you see someone dipping, you can tell a lot by what brand/flavor

skoal, copenhagen, grizzly: middle income, but not poor as fuck.

longhorn, kayak, redseal: poor as fuck

any of the above, but fruity flavors IE grape, peach, citrus: closeted homosexual.

I dipped skoal mint for 5 years, a can a day. a can has 5-6 good pinches, and cost around $7 depending on your state
your gums start going raw after the first few weeks, but then hold up and adapt. really fucks your mouth up in general though.
you have to constantly switch spots, your gums get sore and every little lesion that pops up you think is cancer but just dont use that spot for a while.

unless you're in a bar talking to people, dip is superior to cigs in every way. doesn't smell, and yea that's the main one.
when you're really a pro you can place the dip back by your molars and still talk to chicks without a spitter, as you can pack the dip in such a way that your spit isnt full of tobakee juice and you just swallow
nothing better than a fat dip in the morning with coffee. but it's an attained habit. like cigs, the cons outweigh the pros

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Nobody really chews unless theyre baseball players or construction workers or doing some farm labor. i'ts just a bitch to do, not as convenient as dipping.

If you see someone dipping, you can tell a lot by what brand/flavor

skoal, copenhagen, grizzly: middle income, but not poor as fuck.

longhorn, kayak, redseal: poor as fuck

any of the above, but fruity flavors IE grape, peach, citrus: closeted homosexual.

I dipped skoal mint for 5 years, a can a day. a can has 5-6 good pinches, and cost around $7 depending on your state
your gums start going raw after the first few weeks, but then hold up and adapt. really fucks your mouth up in general though.
you have to constantly switch spots, your gums get sore and every little lesion that pops up you think is cancer but just dont use that spot for a while.

unless you're in a bar talking to people, dip is superior to cigs in every way. doesn't smell, and yea that's the main one.
when you're really a pro you can place the dip back by your molars and still talk to chicks without a spitter, as you can pack the dip in such a way that your spit isnt full of tobakee juice and you just swallow
nothing better than a fat dip in the morning with coffee. but it's an attained habit. like cigs, the cons outweigh the pros

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I'm able to smoke cigars and chew, but dip fucks me up and makes me dizzy

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Goddamn it, now this thread is going to make me go out and buy a bag of Levi Garrett. Haven't chewed since 2011

 

[guest]

The Vape version will be a chew tobacco that you swallow when finished sucking all the nicotine juices.

"Edible Chew Tobacco"...copyrighted by Child.

It will be a thing, you watch.