Where we at wit the Super Bowl

[Brooke Shields]

Of course it's dominated by faggoty dancing by niggers and white-niggers akin to Baseketball



But let's ignore the faggotry cause most people with friends are gonna watch it with someone cause why not



On the one hand, I like the underdog Bengals for beating the Chiefs overpowered-ass team after being so shit in their division for so long. People are comparing Burrow's ability to escape a sack like a young Big Ben since his line is so shit for him

Then we got the Rams. No one has anything bad to say about Stafford's sorry ass for being on the shittest of shit teams for so long and never leaving, all while being considered a good QB.
He gets traded straight up for that bum Goff who only made it to a superbowl because their coaching & strategy which the Patriots easily fucked them with.
Also funnily enough he made a white receiver an MVP breaking records and shit.


it's a tough one man. Looks like I'm just going to have to hope it's a good game cause who gives a fuck if they're not your team. I'm just gonna have a good time hanging out with friends who will call the players faggots and niggers while also unironically calling eachother nigga and complimenting eachothers dicks as a goof

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Joe Burrow is the great white hope. Stafford is a career loser.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

They're still doing those?

 

[aRTie02150]

Sniff

I prefer the Hockey.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ill watch it. No real horse in the race. I havent watched the super bowl commercials yet but Id imagine they are awful.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I've never watched a football game.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

As a lifelong Lions fan, I love the Matt Stafford. Great guy. But as a lifelong Lions fan, I like to see a miserable franchise like the Bungles win it all. It's a tough one, man.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

26-23 Bengals on a last second FG after Stafford throws an INT.

 

[LingerLonger]

We host a Super Bowl party at my house every year with dozens of people. Last year I made it to half time before I zoned out and just played poker and shot some pool. I literally do not even remember who played last year. A decade ago I would have known the names of nearly everyone on the roster.

 

[guest]

I'll make a big bet on it like a true degenerate.

Rams have the talent, they've mortgaged their whole future for this year and next. This is their real shot here.

Bengals are a classic lover underdog story. They might be out of tricks, the QB seems pretty unphased by shit and Stafford could definitely choke.

In the end it's middle America vs Hollywood. Fuck the rams. My head says LA but it'll be more fun pulling for Cincy.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Love Burrow. Not very athletic, arm is pretty weak, isn't great in any way you can measure, but if you have eyes can can see he's special. The Bengals were still dogshit his rookie year and I wanted to watch them. Trevor Lawrence has had years of hype and in the LSU vs Clemson game Burrow was clearly the superstar in the making.

I wouldn't mind Stafford winning. He spent 12 years in football hell and his wife had a pretty nasty brain tumor, he deserves something good.

 

[Udders]

Joe Burrow is the great white hope. Stafford is a career loser.

Dude, he was on the Lions for his whole career, what do you expect?

 

[Dennyislife]

They try and force it on us in the UK but really nobody cares. You get a few autistic types who like it though.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Super Bowl is my biggest gambling day of the year. I dont give a fuck about football anymore so thats what the day is for me now.
I’ll pick my wagers when we get closer to gameday, but I have a feeling the Rams will win comfortably.

Last year the Chiefs motherfucked me

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

If Blue Oyster Cult isn't playing the after party, I don't give a shit. U2 flag-in-the-jacket halftime show or not.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

In my gay household it’s Cincy to win outright.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I will miss Norm describing every second of the game on twitter

 

[guest]

In my gay household it’s Cincy to win outright.

makes sense, it is one of the fag capitals of the world apparently

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[potatopeeler63]

Not gonna watch the actual game, child. Just gonna watch gino’s livestream and copy any bets compoundboss makes to win some COLD HARD CASH

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’m waiting for the expert sports commentary of Patrick S. Tomlinson before I make a decision