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I had some guy working at the grocery store I looked like "that comic". He couldn't remember the name but pretty sure he meant Burnt Chrysler and I wanted to kill myself
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Where the fuck did Sebastian Maniscalco come from?
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Mr. Abe, language!
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I’d fucking hate that. Just be somewhat pleasant, bring me my food, and be at least kind of quick with the drinks. I don’t need to hear shitty one-liners.
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I’m seeing him tonight at the Comedy Store. Not a fan, but he’s the headliner and I’ve always wanted to drop in at least once. Will report back.
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Dude had a killer set tonight. No bs. I’ll never trash him again.
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He snuck onto a cruise ship one day and pretended to be the comedy act. People have been buying it to this very day.
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YesHe fucking killlllllllled? did he?
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and btw- that's what I am. I don't do one liners are try-hard to be "jokey"
believe me- NOBODY wants to be served by that THAT GUY from the movie "Office Space"
most of us have to make jokes or find levity because its a brutal job
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this incident is thoroughly covered in the Joseph Matarese documentary series
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I'm sorry for linking Jim and Sam but this involves Denny Falcone
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You wait tables. Try doing roofing or insulation you pansy. Why does everyone that works in a restaurant take themselves so seriously?
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I bet they call us civilians lol
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we actually do....that and "gauchos" because you must be some sort of big shot to have the temerity to have someone serve you while you sit and do nothing
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You're probably not funny
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I'm painfully unfunny
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I do that shit and I think waiting tables looks hard. I'd probably end up accidentally dumping a tray of hot soup on some little kid's head or slamming someone's head into a table for being rude to me.
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Sure but your construction boss has never been rude to you because otherwise you would have hammertacked his hand to a stud, right? I’m not saying it’s not annoying but let’s not pretend it’s hard. Plus if you work at somewhere that isn’t a shit hole or a breakfast place then you make way more money than you would with that skill set. Not to mention all the cash tips.
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I’ll admit saying “Canadians” instead of “Cumias” is pretty funny. And yeah, they also call it the “industry.”