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Pig looking like he's either sucking in his gut or holding in explosive diarrhea (as usual):
He absolutely shit his pants in this pic. Look at his face. GUILTY AS CHARGED, CHILD.
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Pig looking like he's either sucking in his gut or holding in explosive diarrhea (as usual):
Something tells me they have an open marriage or “agreement” that lets them fuck other people. Of course Pat is a fat loser with zero confidence who is afraid to talk to women so he doesn’t get the benefits. It would explain why he goes out to bars alone while his wife is elsewhere. He also sleeps on the couch.
fat tub of shitPig looking like he's either sucking in his gut or holding in explosive diarrhea (as usual):
Nice perfectly square torso stupidPig looking like he's either sucking in his gut or holding in explosive diarrhea (as usual):
He once said when called out for his creepy flirting on twitter while being married with something like “my wife and I have an agreement and she is aware and has no issue” which was odd. They strike me as married roommates for either tax reasons or to make Niki’s mom happy because as a wife she seems to not like him at all.Yeah that sounds right. Rick probably mis-interpreted kindness for attraction and thought he was a stud. It was probably that hog_mild chick. She probably agreed to meet him at a bar and he took that to mean she wanted to fuck him so he insisted to Niki that they open the marriage. He went out that night and Anica bailed on him, Niki went out and got fucked and continues to have sexual relationships with others. Rick does not. In his stubbornness, he refuses to close the relationship and continues to awkwardly try and fail to get some strange. He fails because girls see through his lies. Also because he's not skinny.
Eventually he'll probably hook up with someone like Liz Clarke and think he made the right call opening up the marriage. Meanwhile, Niki's notch count will be in the triple digits.
Him going to a bar alone with the excuse to “write” makes zero sense because he does everything for attention. His dork teenager wardrobe is for attention as well as making a big deal about himself driving a mustang. He even wears shirts with mustang logos just so EVERYONE knows his a popular special mustang driving boy. He goes alone with hopes people will talk to him because of his laptop when in reality they go out of their way to avoid him. He’s still that awkward loser from high school so even if a woman did talk to him he’d fuck it all up.When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I used to go out to bars all the time to try to hit on women, kind of like Pat except without the laptop because I'm not a faggot. All it took was an awkward moment when me and the chick I was talking to closed out at the same time and walked out together, and then I realized that it is impossible for me to bang her without my girlfriend finding out. I can't just come home at 3am smelling of pussy.
This was like two weeks after I moved in, and that's when I decided to stop wasting my time at bars. Pat has not had that moment, and he's been doing this for years. The possibility of some woman showing interest in him is so remote, he has not even worked out the first detail.
This is why married men take jobs where they have to travel all the time, because it is the only way to feasibly get any action on the side without your wife finding out.
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Talk to Quasi - they're going to have to pay back the money they owe him somehow.I kinda want to fuck her and wipe my dick on their curtains
I kinda want to fuck her and wipe my dick on their curtains
Your dick would probably end up covered in cat fur. I doubt they clean the hovel and cat fur always ends up on curtains if you dont clean them regularly.
He’s aged her, having a retarded man child as a “husband” will do that. She needs to drink just to be around him. Sometimes I feel bad for her but she seems to enable him and we don’t know much about her. What we do know is she seems to be an asshole since she’s also a friendless person in their 40s.I would definitely bang her. She's not bad looking, it's just that Pat is so draining to be around that it wears on her. Even Ade would be looking haggard right now had she stuck around.
It's not that uncommon for us to need to take breaks from Pat because simply reading and discussing him is such a drain on your spirit. Now imagine living with that.
There's genuinely something spiritually wrong with Patrick. He's so hateful and miserable, and repellent to people. You just know that he's one of those people that you can feel the negative vibes emanating from him.
Him going to a bar alone with the excuse to “write” makes zero sense because he does everything for attention. His dork teenager wardrobe is for attention as well as making a big deal about himself driving a mustang. He even wears shirts with mustang logos just so EVERYONE knows his a popular special mustang driving boy. He goes alone with hopes people will talk to him because of his laptop when in reality they go out of their way to avoid him. He’s still that awkward loser from high school so even if a woman did talk to him he’d fuck it all up.
It’s like Heath Ledger’s line from the Dark Knight that he’s a dog chasing a car but wouldn’t know what to do with the car if he caught it. Plus Pat is fat.
I would definitely bang her. She's not bad looking, it's just that Pat is so draining to be around that it wears on her. Even Ade would be looking haggard right now had she stuck around.
Yea the stories of him and jim going to brazil and fucking hookers, sitting together with viagra boners was just gross. You're not a player if youre paying for sex, Stupid.I honestly wish I never even listened to O&A. Everything associated with it is complete utter garbage.
didn't he want her to abort? My guess it she got pregs with Jon's baby and she knew it, She told him and he wanted her to terminate and 'work it out' with him, but she saw it as the excuse it was to gtfo.For all we know Patrick is pissed that his 1st worse wife left him after he allowed Jon to plough her
spongepat nounderpantNice perfectly square torso stupid
Just a little...Patrice let Von bang other dudes?
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