When’s the last time you stole something?

[Rick Roblinson]

Faggot

Fuck you, cunt. I'd love to slash your face and disfigure you for life.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

When I worked at a retail auto parts store in college, I stole all the high dollar sensors and sold them on eBay. I remember the store manager showing me the P&L report and that store had lost thousands of dollars lmao. The company would have come out ahead if they had shut it down.

These days I just pirate old games. Latest I downloaded was GTA5 and Doom 3.

I was waiting for someone else to mention that. In one of my jobs, things with "Allen-Bradley" written on them sell for a decent amount to resellers with don't ask/don't tell buying practices.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I was waiting for someone else to mention that. In one of my jobs, things with "Allen-Bradley" written on them sell for a decent amount to resellers with don't ask/don't tell buying practices.

Oh really? There's a lot of Allen-Bradley junk laying around my current work that isn't used. Perhaps a five finger discount is to be applied teehee

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I was waiting for someone else to mention that. In one of my jobs, things with "Allen-Bradley" written on them sell for a decent amount to resellers with don't ask/don't tell buying practices.

You love don't ask/don't tell policies.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Oh really? There's a lot of Allen-Bradley junk laying around my current work that isn't used. Perhaps a five finger discount is to be applied teehee

Seriously? Give me the address. I have Radwell on speed dial. They're shady as fuck and will low ball you as much as possible but it's free money.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Seriously? Give me the address. I have Radwell on speed dial. They're shady as fuck and will low ball you as much as possible but it's free money.

Lol yeah we have a basement full of old machine parts with AB on them

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Lol yeah we have a basement full of old machine parts with AB on them

The old shit sells for more. I know a guy that got 40k at like 10% value on them. Machine breaks down at 2am they order a part from Radwell.

 

[Ladynyahh]

My mudda and fadda taught me the value of hard work. I would never steal. I think about them often on my way to the job site with my container of coffee and my lunch pail where I put in an honest 9 hour day of work. I don't go out for beers with the fellas, but go right home to a nice home cooked meal, made by my wife of 27 years

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I stole a pair of wool socks from a thrift store a few weeks ago, but I had also just donated a bunch of clothes they'll probably get a least a couple hundred dollars for, so I call it even.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm fucking constantly missing shit in the shopping cart when I go through self checkout. Something always end up at the back of the cart under the kids seat and I don't see it. I'm gonna get pinched one of these days for some shit I didn't even realize I was doing.

Also, I ring up every piece of produce as a cheap ass green pepper.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I generally despise thieves but my buddy and I used to steal cds from a pawn shop in high school. That's how I got into Faith No More. I stole Angel Dust. I also remember stealing DMX - The Great Depression, Coverdale Page and The DLR Band, which was a David Lee Roth band that made one album. John 5 and the current drummer for Korn played on it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually, fuck. I just remembered. I ripped A&W off pretty hard a little while ago. For some reason the chipotle chicken wraps (my jam) didn't have a price for like a week on Door Dash so I got like 16 of them every day until they noticed and fixed it. They aren't even any good once you put them in the fridge, but I stocked the fuck up.

 

[Turd Glider]

A few years ago during the pandemic me and my two homies went to grab a sandwich one night, we had just got done smoking wet. We walked in the sandwich shop dusted af and seen this fat white boy lacking on his phone. my boy rolled up to him and busted his jaw, grabbed his phone quick and then we all dipped out. Guy tried running after us but tripped and face planted. Shit was random af. I don’t do that shit no more. Stupid shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Actually, fuck. I just remembered. I ripped A&W off pretty hard a little while ago. For some reason the chipotle chicken wraps (my jam) didn't have a price for like a week on Door Dash so I got like 16 of them every day until they noticed and fixed it. They aren't even any good once you put them in the fridge, but I stocked the fuck up.

I live out in the country. On rare occasions I get other peoples packages and I don't send them back. I have a thing of A&W "zero sugar" root beer just sitting there I'm too afraid to try.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I live out in the country. On rare occasions I get other peoples packages and I don't send them back. I have a thing of A&W "zero sugar" root beer just sitting there I'm too afraid to try.

I've never had the zero sugar stuff but A&W root beer fucking kicks ass. Get some vaniller ice cream and make a float. Don't be an asshole though, pour the root beer over the ice cream. Some people scoop the ice cream into the root beer and that's retarded and inferior.

 

[porquedealer]

A few years ago during the pandemic me and my two homies went to grab a sandwich one night, we had just got done smoking wet. We walked in the sandwich shop dusted af and seen this fat white boy lacking on his phone. my boy rolled up to him and busted his jaw, grabbed his phone quick and then we all dipped out. Guy tried running after us but tripped and face planted. Shit was random af. I don’t do that shit no more. Stupid shit.

You monster, he needed that for tweeting.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I saw a video of a cat stealing shit on here and it was bitching. Cats are so fucking cool.

You should get a cat.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You should get a cat.

“Hey kitty kitty, it’s almost lunch time. What do you want? How about a burrito?” *meows sickly*