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WWAWD shoplifting?
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When’s the last time you stole something?
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I never intentionally stole from a store but I have walked out with items when literally nobody noticed them in the cart.
I went to Dollar General with my mom and we once accidentally walked out with $24 worth of Dr. Pepper. She went back in the store (we noticed in the car) and demanded they rescan the items. Absolutely cucked. Shameful. I hate women.
I went to Dollar General with my mom and we once accidentally walked out with $24 worth of Dr. Pepper. She went back in the store (we noticed in the car) and demanded they rescan the items. Absolutely cucked. Shameful. I hate women.
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That’s a lot of Dr. Pepper.
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He’s too embarrassed it was Dr. Faygo. His mom really motherfucked him in front of his Juggalo friends.
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It was like four of those six packs of bottles.
I'm impoverished white trash. My parents make impoverished white trash decisions. I grew up drinking lots of sodypop like a mong but this was after I stopped meaning it was all going to her.
You drink Dr. Faggo.
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I actually never have intentionally stolen anything which sometimes I should have.
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I saw a video of a cat stealing shit on here and it was bitching. Cats are so fucking cool.
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I stole a Go-Bot when I was 5.
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You intentionally steal from the taxpayers of Canada every day.
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I remember stealing a single 20 cent Reeses cup from a Wawa when I was like 11
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I used to steal candy and shit when I was a kid. These days it's just piracy. I actually just finished building a 56TB Plex server I have set up for family and friends.
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I was outside dollar general (it's always dollar general) and I picked up a transmorpher (its some tiny thing that dosent actually transform) on the ground outside. It wasn't stolen from the store but I guess it wasn't really mine. Some dumb kid out there is crying because he lost his shitty toy and it's all my fault he'll never get it back.
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I try to walk out with something I didn't pay for anytime I go to a big box store like Lowe's. Pair of gloves, tape measure, extension ladder, things like that.
I don't think he'd want it back now that you've had it in your ass
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I did this same thing but with computer hard drives.
And I didn’t return them. And then compusa went out of business.
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Last time I stole from a store was when I was in middle school.
Last time I robbed an individual who was passed out drunk somewhere they shouldn't be, that's a different story.
Last time I robbed an individual who was passed out drunk somewhere they shouldn't be, that's a different story.
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i shoplifted a person's heart
.......it wasn't a man
.......it wasn't a man
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I had 2 four-packs of the same beer. Autistic kid rang up one, I put both in my bag then noticed he hadn't pressed the 'x2' button or whatever it is they do (wouldn't know).
In my defense, I did end up drinking the beer.
In my defense, I did end up drinking the beer.
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Back in my poorer days, I used to not scan everything at the store. I got caught, cops were called, it was a whole thing. Made me come out of it hating cops because of how they lied.
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Like 7 or 8 years ago, back when I had a job that paid like shit I stole one of those cheap USB cables to charge a phone. It probably cost 10 bucks and they weren't selling well but I still felt bad over stealing something so unnecessary. But I guess the universe got back at me because the thing only worked twice before never working again.