When’s the last time you got in a fight?

[Antwan Kumiya]

Probably around 25ish? Around 5 years ago is my guess. Just a regular bar fight. It was me and 2 of my friends at a bar and I was just fucking around and I said someone looked like Mayor McCheese. I wasn’t meaning to start something over something so benign. But they didn’t like being called Mayor McCheese apparently so their group (maybe 5 people) got in my face and my friend came out of the bathroom and saw them surrounding me and just kinda dove into the crowd swinging and set it off. I probably would have got jumped regardless of him doing that so I appreciated it because I wasn’t going to backdown over getting mad over something so stupid. I got hit in the head with a bottle or something from behind as it was happening. It was a big party day in town so cops were all around already. We saw cop lights come on outside the windows and dipped out the side door. As we were running down the block the back of my head felt all wet and I realized I was bleeding from the bottle hitting me. Went home washed my hair, and either butterflied it or superglued it (don’t remember) and then went back out.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

A street fight? probably like 17 years or something. I have had scuffles where i have punched someone on a night out, but i haven't been in a proper fight out on the street since i was a teenager.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Mustve been around 2017, at the bar with 3 of my friends. My friend is talking to this random chick for a while, until out of nowhere she takes both his and her drink, dumps it on him and storms off upstairs (we’re in the basement).

My friend goes “Guys I swear to god I have no idea why she did that.” He looked genuinely confused. We all just started laughing about it and continued drinking.

Then these 3 dudes come down the stairs and confront us saying “Which one of you is buying her a drink” as if it was our fault she spilled it. It gets chippy immediately. Two of them are right in each others faces jawing at each other. My friend who’s face he was in is a stellar human being that would never hurt anyone so I got in between them and decided I was going to ask them firmly to leave and if not was gonna throw the first punch.

I asked, they continued chirping, so I punched the one directly in the cocksucker. I must have telegraphed it very poorly because the instant I hit him someone out of nowhere started working my head like a speedbag. I couldnt even tell you which one of them it was because it happened so fast. Mustve been 4 punches in under one second. One of my friends dragged me out of the fray and held me in the corner. By the time I look back over, bar staff are dragging these guys out and up the stairs. The one bartender who’s like a 60 year old dude got thrown down the stairs in the melee. It was like a scene from an old western.

The funniest part of it all is that when the dust settled me and my friends all just sat back down at the bar and continued drinking, while the other guys were arrested upstairs Im assuming because they sent the bartender to the hospital. The punches I was hit with must not have been very hard because I didnt have any marks on my face (coping and seething?), but we all had a good laugh recapping what just occurred over a few $2.25 PBR pounder

Do you have any idea what their relation was to that broad?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I went into a bar full of Stern fans wearing my WoW shirt. Like 20 of them rushed me and I left them all in a bloody pile. One of them had a super hot wife and she left with me after witnessing me own her husband. When I walked out of the bar leaving destruction in my wake I said, "And that's how you executive produce."

 

[FamilyDollar]

I went into a bar full of Stern fans wearing my WoW shirt. Like 20 of them rushed me and I left them all in a bloody pile. One of them had a super hot wife and she left with me after witnessing me own her husband. When I walked out of the bar leaving destruction in my wake I said, "And that's how you executive produce."

Did a 5'5 Jewish man who sucks at guitar hero threaten you with legal action?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Off Topic putting up the fawkin numbahs as of late

Only forum that really rocks

 

[guest]

First year of university. My friend (same one I mentioned in the closet case thread) had got jumped and beaten up by some Asians (Pakis, not Chinks) at a student club night a couple of days before. Then, a couple of nights later, he pointed one out at the student union. I was drunk and went over and started giving it the big un. He pushed me so I headbutted him in the face and broke his nose. I felt bad about it the next day when I saw him with the plaster across his nose and black eyes. Waited for his cunt mates to come back at me, but they never did. Had a couple of close scrapes after that, but fighting just seems like a dumb move unless you're actively defending yourself

 

[bantadant]

Any dude over 30 that can't talk down a fight situation has a 90% chance of being a nigger.

The other 10% are defending themselves against niggers

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I haven’t been in one since high school and even that wasn’t exactly a real fight. I got sucker punched on the 4th of July weekend but I wouldn’t call that a fight.

Two weeks ago. Before that about a year then three months prior to that one I got into a bad one and was in one earlier that same month. That’s about as far as I can think back

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Two weeks ago. Before that about a year then three months prior to that one I got into a bad one and was in one earlier that same month. That’s about as far as I can think back

Why are you getting in so many fights? Sounds stupid. Aren’t you worried about someone “pulling out a strap” on you?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Why are you getting in so many fights? Sounds stupid. Aren’t you worried about someone “pulling out a strap” on you?

I think I’ve had 5 in the last 3-4 years. I like fighting I always have. And honestly nah not really. Most people don’t wanna go down for murder.

 

[bantadant]

Why are you getting in so many fights? Sounds stupid. Aren’t you worried about someone “pulling out a strap on" on you?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Two weeks ago. Before that about a year then three months prior to that one I got into a bad one and was in one earlier that same month. That’s about as far as I can think back

@CumiaPoodle is a fawking problem

you should be a bouncer and start pimping hoes

 

[CumiaPoodle]

@CumiaPoodle is a fawking problem

you should be a bouncer and start pimping hoes

If I was tall enough I would. And the only goes I would pimp are fags. They’d have to do auditions on me though then if they can make my animals cum they can make money up under daddy

 

[Fishing Bird]

Beat up a nigger on Copacabana beach in Brazil because he wouldn’t leave me alone trying to sell me weed.

 

[guest]

Beat up a nigger on Copacabana beach in Brazil because he wouldn’t leave me alone trying to sell me weed.

Name five O and A bits.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Do you have any idea what their relation was to that broad?

No, just assumed she was dating one of them

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No, just assumed she was dating one of them

What I’m not following is they seemed alright with her being away from them and talking to your buddy but not with him “spilling” her drink. Really odd tobehonestwitchya.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I ran into some Neo-Nazi Skinheads and took one of their knives (which I still cherish to this day). Then I proceeded to feed them their teeth. I'm not bragging I'm just an actual tough guy.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I punched a woman in the face for wearing a MAGA hat and she fell down the stairs.