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I haven’t been in one since high school and even that wasn’t exactly a real fight. I got sucker punched on the 4th of July weekend but I wouldn’t call that a fight.
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When’s the last time you got in a fight?
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Thanksgiving 2016. I was living in a mixed section 8 apartment building.. place was a dump and the people were grotesque genetic failures. I lived on the second floor and the guy below me one day started banging on the ceiling as loud as he possibly could I guess trying to tell me to keep quiet.. except he would do it even at times where I would be sitting quietly on the couch reading making no noise. After weeks of this I finally went down and confronted him and of course it escalated to shouting and typical tough guy talk. He closed the door and I started walking around to the back of the building where my door was, then all of a sudden this crackhead who was in no way involved came charging out of a completely different apartment at me. I turned around to see what he wanted and he sucker punched me in the throat without warning. I’m no actual tough guy but this dude was methed out and probably 130 lbs soaking wet. I blocked his next punch and hit him in the face but didn’t knock him down. He came at me again and I moved out of the way of his punch and sort of threw him and he lost balance and face planted into the pavement. I started stomping and kicking him as hard as I could. After a minute of that he was still conscious but didn’t get back up. I left and walked to the gas station and when I came back I saw cops outside and so I kept walking past the building and didn’t return for another hour or so and they were gone. I never saw the guy again, pretty sure he didn’t even live in the building and was probably just squatting with somebody.
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Not since high school for me, too. Was getting tired of these two fags throwing shit at me, so I walked over, he put his hands over his face immediately, not dukes, covering his face kinda cowering sorta, I stood there until he dropped them, then smoked him with my fat kid fist as hard as I could lol. It was a shitshow. He gets out of his chair and we're both swinging, theres desks flipping all over the place, the teachers screaming, the kids are shitting their pants, everyones out of their desks and standing at the sides of the classroom freaking out. It only ended cause the sexy english teacher stormed in and somehow overdyke strengthed us and split us apart. Yeah...got a week off school for that one. Was pretty psyched, San Andreas just came out so I was playing that steady the whole time. I had all these retarded kids from other schools adding me on MSN (lol) threatening to kick my ass, come to my house, come to my school, etc since I guess the dude had a really bad double shiner lol BURRRRP
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The last time was 2 years ago. I'm way too old for this shit. I was on the train with my wife. Some Puerto Rican asshole is standing the doors so they can't close for a solid 3 minutes keeping everyone there. Of course, she has to get her 2 cents in even though I told her to stay quiet:
"Exuse me sir, this is public transportation. Not private." .....like that will work with this savage.
He responds "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH"...so now of course I'm involved, which is why I told her to stay quiet in the first place. After some back and forth, I ended up smacking the guy and he went down. I lifted his head up to smash it on the concrete but the train driver sprinted from the other end yelling "DON'T DO IT!!!"
Skinny PR faggot starts yelling "I WAS ASSAULTED!!" so I start just knee him in the back and start bolting from the train station and wave to my wife to come with me. She just starts crying "But I need to go buy a new phone case!!!!" and I basically had to sprint out of there dragging her with me before some dipshit police got there.
Lesson here is to avoid mouthy broads.
"Exuse me sir, this is public transportation. Not private." .....like that will work with this savage.
He responds "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH"...so now of course I'm involved, which is why I told her to stay quiet in the first place. After some back and forth, I ended up smacking the guy and he went down. I lifted his head up to smash it on the concrete but the train driver sprinted from the other end yelling "DON'T DO IT!!!"
Skinny PR faggot starts yelling "I WAS ASSAULTED!!" so I start just knee him in the back and start bolting from the train station and wave to my wife to come with me. She just starts crying "But I need to go buy a new phone case!!!!" and I basically had to sprint out of there dragging her with me before some dipshit police got there.
Lesson here is to avoid mouthy broads.
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not really a fight either but probably the only time i’ve initiated physically. i was passed out very drunk with all the lights on one night at my family’s ranch. my uncle then also showed up drunk & started loudly bitching bc he knew those were my tells for being too hammered. i sorta came-to & was so fucked up that i couldn’t tell what time it was, i thought it was 6am the next day when it was only 10pm at night. i stirred into the living room & was halfway listening to whatever nonsense my uncle was talking about. i don’t remember the triggering words but we started talking about a family friend who had recently died, one who was revealed at the end to be a backstabbing piece of shit. i think i was saying i was glad she was dead & deserved to die in the manner she did, which involved falling off a barstool & suffering a fatal concussion in front of her grandchildren. my uncle started trying to tell me that was wrong to say or something to the effect & an argument escalated from there. he dared me to come take a shot at him & i was more than drunk enough to accept. i reared back & walloped him across the face as hard as i could, which probably was barely anything. he responded by slapping me back twice, which i don’t even remember. it was pure belligerent screaming at that point, my dad had stumbled into the middle of it & attempted to break it up. i only know the slaps happened because i had a hard time finding my glasses in the darkness. the next day i apologized but then retracted my apology when i realized he slapped me back + remembering he basically started the fight by waking me up out of a stupor with his bitchy bullshit. we’ve never really talked about it since but i maintain he was a chickenshit about all of it
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Tell me you’re white trash without telling me you’re white trash.
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My mudda is like this and I can’t believe she hasn’t gotten my Dad killed.
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Can you post more of your SIL's feet/asshole?Thanksgiving 2016. I was living in a mixed section 8 apartment building.. place was a dump and the people were grotesque genetic failures. I lived on the second floor and the guy below me one day started banging on the ceiling as loud as he possibly could I guess trying to tell me to keep quiet.. except he would do it even at times where I would be sitting quietly on the couch reading making no noise. After weeks of this I finally went down and confronted him and of course it escalated to shouting and typical tough guy talk. He closed the door and I started walking around to the back of the building where my door was, then all of a sudden this crackhead who was in no way involved came charging out of a completely different apartment at me. I turned around to see what he wanted and he sucker punched me in the throat without warning. I’m no actual tough guy but this dude was methed out and probably 130 lbs soaking wet. I blocked his next punch and hit him in the face but didn’t knock him down. He came at me again and I moved out of the way of his punch and sort of threw him and he lost balance and face planted into the pavement. I started stomping and kicking him as hard as I could. After a minute of that he was still conscious but didn’t get back up. I left and walked to the gas station and when I came back I saw cops outside and so I kept walking past the building and didn’t return for another hour or so and they were gone. I never saw the guy again, pretty sure he didn’t even live in the building and was probably just squatting with somebody.
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Only the tasteful ones.
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Your wife is retarded and I hate her
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Of course, we're many things here but never vulgar.
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We’re just very interested in the artistic world. Edit: but seriously, let’s see her butthole again.
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I'm my 20s probably. I think the last one was this cunt who keyed my car. Caught his ass doing it and ruined him. I grabbed him by the shirt and head-butted the shit out of him so hard I bruised his soul. The way he crumpled, I thought I killed him. I was so pissed that I gave him a boot or two right to the grill while he was on the ground, too. It fucked his shit up real bad. I heard the mother fucker had to get dentures.
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Why did he key your car?
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It's a long story. He stole a camera from my house that belonged to a friend of a girl I was seeing then I ended up putting the dick to his ex and he was real sore about that
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Not exactly sure when, but I know my punches landed.
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We're not together anymore. She was/is a good egg in many ways, but that kind of shit was a real problem and still is with her til this day. She hasn't learned a damn fucking thing. I hope her next boyfriend gets stabbed because of her bullshit.
Most recently we were waiting to turn and some jig was naturally crossing the street at a snail's pace and she puts the window down and goes "Can you walk faster please??" and I was just like "holy shit, enough of this." which turned into "you don't let me speak my mind!!!"....real fucking nightmare.
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See all the faggots in the thread shitting on Patrice need to see his joke about women starting shit waiting for you to step in. They expect you to fight their battles for them, even if you can take the guy, which 90% of the time you can't cause they're a nigger, you still end up in jail or maybe dead
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Mustve been around 2017, at the bar with 3 of my friends. My friend is talking to this random chick for a while, until out of nowhere she takes both his and her drink, dumps it on him and storms off upstairs (we’re in the basement).
My friend goes “Guys I swear to god I have no idea why she did that.” He looked genuinely confused. We all just started laughing about it and continued drinking.
Then these 3 dudes come down the stairs and confront us saying “Which one of you is buying her a drink” as if it was our fault she spilled it. It gets chippy immediately. Two of them are right in each others faces jawing at each other. My friend who’s face he was in is a stellar human being that would never hurt anyone so I got in between them and decided I was going to ask them firmly to leave and if not was gonna throw the first punch.
I asked, they continued chirping, so I punched the one directly in the cocksucker. I must have telegraphed it very poorly because the instant I hit him someone out of nowhere started working my head like a speedbag. I couldnt even tell you which one of them it was because it happened so fast. Mustve been 4 punches in under one second. One of my friends dragged me out of the fray and held me in the corner. By the time I look back over, bar staff are dragging these guys out and up the stairs. The one bartender who’s like a 60 year old dude got thrown down the stairs in the melee. It was like a scene from an old western.
The funniest part of it all is that when the dust settled me and my friends all just sat back down at the bar and continued drinking, while the other guys were arrested upstairs Im assuming because they sent the bartender to the hospital. The punches I was hit with must not have been very hard because I didnt have any marks on my face (coping and seething?), but we all had a good laugh recapping what just occurred over a few $2.25 PBR pounder
My friend goes “Guys I swear to god I have no idea why she did that.” He looked genuinely confused. We all just started laughing about it and continued drinking.
Then these 3 dudes come down the stairs and confront us saying “Which one of you is buying her a drink” as if it was our fault she spilled it. It gets chippy immediately. Two of them are right in each others faces jawing at each other. My friend who’s face he was in is a stellar human being that would never hurt anyone so I got in between them and decided I was going to ask them firmly to leave and if not was gonna throw the first punch.
I asked, they continued chirping, so I punched the one directly in the cocksucker. I must have telegraphed it very poorly because the instant I hit him someone out of nowhere started working my head like a speedbag. I couldnt even tell you which one of them it was because it happened so fast. Mustve been 4 punches in under one second. One of my friends dragged me out of the fray and held me in the corner. By the time I look back over, bar staff are dragging these guys out and up the stairs. The one bartender who’s like a 60 year old dude got thrown down the stairs in the melee. It was like a scene from an old western.
The funniest part of it all is that when the dust settled me and my friends all just sat back down at the bar and continued drinking, while the other guys were arrested upstairs Im assuming because they sent the bartender to the hospital. The punches I was hit with must not have been very hard because I didnt have any marks on my face (coping and seething?), but we all had a good laugh recapping what just occurred over a few $2.25 PBR pounder
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Off Topic putting up the fawkin numbahs as of late