When's the last time you chimped out?

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Your in the U.S right? you don't have online bookies there do ?

I think we do. I don't know because I'm not a gambler or a sports person. 20 years ago when my grandfather died there definitely weren't. He was a retired Massachusetts State Trooper and he died in Florida dodging bookies. Miss ya, grampy

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Mourinho will you fuck you over one way or the other anyway, lol.

He's the master of grinding out shitty 1-0 wins. He's behind on aggregate though so he'll have to play offensively until they can bag a goal and then park the bus until penalties. Which will give Feyenoord the opportunity to counter them and score, which in turn will make Mourinho age another 10 years and his hairline go back another 5cm.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

An Indian guy called me about a food order today and I almost went on a racist tirade. I understood like 3 words the guy said out of an uninterrupted 30 second ramble. I had him repeat it twice and he honestly could have been speaking a different language. At the end he said "that's good, sir?" And instead of chimping, I just said "okay." And hung up. I don't know what I agreed to. The food was also exactly what I ordered so I have no fucking clue why he called me.

I've definitely just been like "I can't understand anything you're saying" and tapped out on trying to speak to Indians before. I always feel kind of bad about it, but like, fuck, slow it down at least. You can have them repeat themselves like 50 times and they'll say the exact same mash of unintelligible shit every time at the same speed. Fuckin talk Canadian or go back to Africa, paki.

 

[guest]

About 20 years ago. Went through a retarded fighting phase in college. Last time I did I headbutted the shit out of this guy's face. About 5 or 6 full on power head butts into his nose and cheeks. Saw him a couple of days later, sober in the cold light of day and made a half arsed apology, even though he started it. Cringe all round.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Around January, I punched out my rearview mirror because I was having a godawful day. Luckily Thailand factory slaves made it so that it came apart into 3 pieces that are easily put back together.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Came pretty close to having a fuckin' meltdown yesterday. Played the first round of golf of the year and in the off-season, I practice on my putting mat a lot. Get to the first green and realize I didn't put my fucking putter back in my goddamn bag so I had to go back to the clubhouse and ask for a loner which was an old piece of shit toe-balanced Ping with a weird grip. Then literally every other approach shot I would hit would either take off like a rocket and go way too far or I'd barely fucking clip the ball and it would skid across the grass about 10 feet. The greens were so fast they were basically to the point of being unplayable. The cherry on the shit sundae came when the faggot ass city decided to do a controlled burn of some prairie. Thought I was going to have a goddamn asthma attack.

Before having kids, the only times I ever came close to chimping out was on the golf course. Stupid’a fucking game I love it.

After kids and a dog, I do it almost every day because they don’t listen and drive me nuts. I love them too.

 

[DMAN]

The only time I wanna snap on someone is when they show audacity and expect me to just deal with their shit. Some people need to be corrected.

 

[gassers]

I'm white

Line of the day, sir.

 

[gassers]

I went to a comedy club and got drunk. I then saw someone I thought I was friends with and wanted to hash some things out. He wouldn't hear me out and had this retarded security guard kick me out like I was some nigger.

 

[HH Brother]

I was a part time crossdresser in NY nearly a decade ago. One time in the middle of the night, I was walking by some scaffolding in Times Square. This middle eastern man was taking photos of me and I walked up and whaled on him.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I'm still fawkin brooding! look at this stupid purple nigger and his tiny face! really motherfucked me! it's no wonder people drag them behind trucks! fawk!

 

[EraGodless]

I played blackjack in casinos when i was younger because i'm a faggot who never learned how to play poker lol. I hate casino games though, they are too luck based.. i mean all gambling is but at least with sports you can take into account teams forms etc..

Blackjack and poker are the few table games that an experienced player can have the edge over the house (over an extended period of time). There's a reason why the same people seem to win a lot (especially in poker).

 

[guest]

I'm more of a brooder.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

football is too unpredicatable

Never bet on Football, the ball ain't round

 

[Dennyislife]

This morning going for a run. Due to ground conditions being waterlogged in a certain part I had to cross a busy road. Lots of space. No lights or road markings but it's a proper crossing. Some sihk guy got angry I did it with at least 50 feet of space between me and his shitty little car so pulled up along the road trying to talk to me. I said something like "oh sorry" and carried on running as I didn't want to ruin my time. He then drives on and stops again and expects a conversation.

Reader I told him to fuck off cunt I have more important shit to be doing then called him a fat piece of shit in a crappy car trying to act the big man which was true. My head was gone at this point and I offered to fight him if he stopped again. He didn't. Although I caught up with him at some traffic lights and waved as I had to recross said road to get back to where I wanted to go. He was bibbing his horn as I laughed. Day made.