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Did you put money on Inter or City?
City. I had a spead of 20 teams.. every other team won. I would have won £3000 from a £10 bet if they won, then they missed a penalty and that purple nigger Mane got Bayern a penalty in the 80th something minute from a questionable handball... the fawkin sssssssscumbag!
 

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City. I had a spead of 20 teams.. every other team won. I would have won £3000 from a £10 bet if they won, then they missed a penalty and that purple nigger Mane got Bayern a penalty in the 80th something minute from a questionable handball... the fawkin sssssssscumbag!
I'm so sorry, Buttfucker.

I've been there brotherman, but i used to bet a little more than 10 bucks, like a fucking retard.

Gambling made me want to kill myself, I'm so glad i was able to stop, it almost ruined me.
 

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I'm so sorry, Buttfucker.

I've been there brotherman, but i used to bet a little more than 10 bucks, like a fucking retard.

Gambling made me want to kill myself, I'm so glad i was able to stop.
I've won around £600 in the past 2 months and have only spent maybe £50.. so i am up financially. I just hate gambling because it stresses me out, football is too unpredicatable and slots are rigged as fuck. I'm putting a stop to it before it becomes a fawkin prawblem.
 

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I'm glad you stopped. That's a pretty bad addiction, as far as addictions go.
Never had a problem with drugs and alcohol, only gambling.

I didn't only lose all my money, but also my self respect and will to live, that shit is brutal as fuck.

I wish i was addicted to drugs or alchohol instead, would probably have saved me a lot of money, lol.
 

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WWAWD blackjack? Hit me brothaman
I played blackjack in casinos when i was younger because i'm a faggot who never learned how to play poker lol. I hate casino games though, they are too luck based.. i mean all gambling is but at least with sports you can take into account teams forms etc..
 

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Came pretty close to having a fuckin' meltdown yesterday. Played the first round of golf of the year and in the off-season, I practice on my putting mat a lot. Get to the first green and realize I didn't put my fucking putter back in my goddamn bag so I had to go back to the clubhouse and ask for a loner which was an old piece of shit toe-balanced Ping with a weird grip. Then literally every other approach shot I would hit would either take off like a rocket and go way too far or I'd barely fucking clip the ball and it would skid across the grass about 10 feet. The greens were so fast they were basically to the point of being unplayable. The cherry on the shit sundae came when the faggot ass city decided to do a controlled burn of some prairie. Thought I was going to have a goddamn asthma attack.
 

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Never had a problem with drugs and alcohol, only gambling.

I didn't only lose all my money, but also my self respect and will to live, that shit is brutal as fuck.

And more people are getting addicted day by day, but no one seems to take it seriously, like alcohol or drug addiction.
I've had some compulsive gambling issues in the past but it was never a full blow addiction. My grandfather was a gambling addict and spent the last years of his life hiding from bookies. Totally destroyed his family and my father grew up to be an alcoholic drug addict who never ever gambled. He always said that was the most destructive addiction and I think in some ways he was right. So glad you got out of it brotherman.
 

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I've won around £600 in the past 2 months and have only spent maybe £50.. so i am up financially. I just hate gambling because it stresses me out, football is too unpredicatable and slots are rigged as fuck. I'm putting a stop to it before it becomes a fawkin prawblem.
Put 550 on Feyenoord tomorrow, I'm telling ya.
 

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I've had some compulsive gambling issues in the past but it was never a full blow addiction. My grandfather was a gambling addict and spent the last years of his life hiding from bookies. Totally destroyed his family and my father grew up to be an alcoholic drug addict who never ever gambled. He always said that was the most destructive addiction and I think in some ways he was right. So glad you got out of it brotherman.
Your in the U.S right? you don't have online bookies there do you?

Put 550 on Feyenoord tomorrow, I'm telling ya.
Ha, Feyenoord haven't let me down this season.. i actually had them on one of my spreads to beat Roma again tomorrow, but City fucked that too.
 

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I've had some compulsive gambling issues in the past but it was never a full blow addiction. My grandfather was a gambling addict and spent the last years of his life hiding from bookies. Totally destroyed his family and my father grew up to be an alcoholic drug addict who never ever gambled. He always said that was the most destructive addiction and I think in some ways he was right. So glad you got out of it brotherman.
Thanks for the kind words brotherman, sorry you had to deal with stuff in your family like that, addiction doesn't only destroy the addicted person themself, but also the people around them, it fucking sucks.

On another note, you know how much Xena memorabilia i could have bought with all that money i lost?

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