when you were young dumb and full of cum, did you think this would be your life?

[guest]

I feel like there is some Karma in a sense. My life feels like Anthony Cumia with less money/more family, happiness, and values. Worked shit jobs for years with Working Joe's.....but I went to school, got a degree, a better job and you know what......not worth it. I was happier poor. Married for 9 years (but not nearly the nightmare), falls apart now I'm just nervous and anxious about everything. Not a fucking clue what to do. On the computer trying to find where I can live. Fucking roomates? Fuck myself. Thinking about financials makes me break down in tears. Fucking wreck. This forum is the best thing I have right now because it distracts from this nightmare.

I'm basically, being a giant CUNT. Now I'm acting out by going out for 8 rounds of bud lights and am thinking about working my therapy into a xanax script so that I can get to the point of not giving a shit and living a compound lifestyle with shameless young broads. If I can just get a hot tub and Dinosaur model I'll be good. I need to get to the point of not giving a shit, being MORE degenerate!

When girls ask for my social media and I tell them I don't have any some of them think it makes you interesting....some think you are a rapist.....good w the bad

 

[guest]

Get a good "nice ___, stupid!" Joke and you're on easy street.

I unironically use onabits for small talk acting like it’s my own life,
Ive said a crazy ex burned my clothes in the firepit, i was a model as a kid, i sat next to nicholas cage on a plane and he was a dick, etc
I also have told women their breathe stink or their haircut is stupid at a bar and it got me nowhere
Fuck you patrice

 

[guest]

I'm basically, being a giant CUNT. Now I'm acting out by going out for 8 rounds of bud lights and am thinking about working my therapy into a xanax script so that I can get to the point of not giving a shit and living a compound lifestyle with shameless young broads.

Dude it’s not 1989 lol take an hour to learn the dark web markets like alphabay and get xan or k pins to your doorstep in 3 days
I just got 10 legit 1 gram med oil cakebar vapes for $100 and 30 oxys for $150
If you don’t order in mass quantity robert mewler wont give a shit

Oh and xan will make your dick not work so order viagra too

 

[eggfeller]

i pictured myself doing sex trafficking on Club Penguin by age 30 so needless to say i’ve let my younger self down. if only i’d never found those patrice clips on youtube

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I feel like there is some Karma in a sense. My life feels like Anthony Cumia with less money/more family, happiness, and values. Worked shit jobs for years with Working Joe's.....but I went to school, got a degree, a better job and you know what......not worth it. I was happier poor. Married for 9 years (but not nearly the nightmare), falls apart now I'm just nervous and anxious about everything. Not a fucking clue what to do. On the computer trying to find where I can live. Fucking roomates? Fuck myself. Thinking about financials makes me break down in tears. Fucking wreck. This forum is the best thing I have right now because it distracts from this nightmare.

I'm basically, being a giant CUNT. Now I'm acting out by going out for 8 rounds of bud lights and am thinking about working my therapy into a xanax script so that I can get to the point of not giving a shit and living a compound lifestyle with shameless young broads. If I can just get a hot tub and Dinosaur model I'll be good. I need to get to the point of not giving a shit, being MORE degenerate!

When girls ask for my social media and I tell them I don't have any some of them think it makes you interesting....some think you are a rapist.....good w the bad

Fag

 

[WhereWeAt]

but i can't go off and marry a trad colombian or brazilian cause then I'd be that guy....the fucking loser that had to marry outside the country (dan)

That's a Dan reference, Dan.

But seriously, why can't you?

 

[guest]

I was the middle class kid who went to school with rich kids and knew by about 15 that work and hustle was the only way to get on their level eventually. I resented my old man at the time for making me get weekend and holiday jobs. Love him for it now.

One lad I was at school with, Greek boy, dad was in shipping, got a brand new Range Rover for his 16th. He didn't have his licence yet, but he got a brand new RR. Died of a heroin OD 4 years later. Nothing to aim for, so lost himself in oblivion.

I was a money hungry little shit from my teens until I sold out in 2018. Never thought (or wanted to) get married at a young age and had a much more mercenary outlook both personally and professionally. Am now much less materialistic and way more family-focused. At 17, I would have called my present day self a pussy, but then again I was an insecure little cunt back then.

 

[fusciasomething]

I was the middle class kid who went to school with rich kids and knew by about 15 that work and hustle was the only way to get on their level eventually. I resented my old man at the time for making me get weekend and holiday jobs. Love him for it now.

One lad I was at school with, Greek boy, dad was in shipping, got a brand new Range Rover for his 16th. He didn't have his licence yet, but he got a brand new RR. Died of a heroin OD 4 years later. Nothing to aim for, so lost himself in oblivion.

I was a money hungry little shit from my teens until I sold out in 2018. Never thought (or wanted to) get married at a young age and had a much more mercenary outlook both personally and professionally. Am now much less materialistic and way more family-focused. At 17, I would have called my present day self a pussy, but then again I was an insecure little cunt back then.

I had that teen “friend”. Also died at 20 while driving 80 mph drunk and going through a dead end into a ditch. Took the passenger out with him the pos

 

[guest]

I had that teen “friend”. Also died at 20 while driving 80 mph drunk and going through a dead end into a ditch. Took the passenger out with him the pos

You take someone with you when trashed and you win the scumbag of the month award.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I hated niggers when I was 16… I really hate niggers 24 years later.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i thought i would def be famous by now, but besides that, everything is going swimmingly

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Wait, some of you guys are fat? Gross.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I thought I was gonna be a rockstar. I got a taste…just a taste.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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Gets me every time. That fucking dog is so depressed to be there.

 

[guest]

Gets me every time. That fucking dog is so depressed to be there.

Even the dog is fat, lol.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Gets me every time. That fucking dog is so depressed to be there.

that dog's seen some things

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Even the dog is fat, lol.

Sad part is is the one holding the leash is the most fuckable.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Sad part is is the one holding the leash is the most fuckable.

Nah, friend in the lavender

 

[guest]

Sad part is is the one holding the leash is the most fuckable.

The redhead with the tongue piercing seems like a fun gal.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

The redhead with the tongue piercing seems like a fun gal.

Look at the pythons on that bruiser.