when you were young dumb and full of cum, did you think this would be your life?

[guest]

You know, at 16, 17, 18, you figured you had the world by the balls, were gonna be somebody, and life would basically be a vince vaugn rom com.

Instead your social life is relegated to daily posting/lurking on a 2006 radio show forum with a bunch of drunks, degenerates, arabs, niggers, fat people, and cripples.

and these are your only friends, because everyone in real life is a faggot "normie".

so, anyways, what do you tell women when they ask for your instagram for social proof?
Do you show them all the ribs you've collected here and some funny fatrick archives, or what?
just curious, genuinely. asking for a friend

 

[guest]

Ain’t it fun?

 

[guest]

You know, at 16, 17, 18, you figured you had the world by the balls, were gonna be somebody, and life would basically be a vince vaugn rom com.

Instead your social life is relegated to daily posting/lurking on a 2006 radio show forum with a bunch of drunks, degenerates, arabs, niggers, fat people, and cripples.

and these are your only friends, because everyone in real life is a faggot "normie".

so, anyways, what do you tell women when they ask for your instagram for social proof?
Do you show them all the ribs you've collected here and some funny fatrick archives, or what?
just curious, genuinely. asking for a friend

I didn’t have particularly high expectations to be honest. I actually think I’ve surpassed my goals interacting with low ground assholes, scumbags and assorted types.

Then again as far as asshats go I could do a lot worse. Owen’s main enemies are bigots, pedos and deserving lolcows.

I could be a Kiwi.

Or a Mullen, I guess.

 

[WhereWeAt]

You know, at 16, 17, 18, you figured you had the world by the balls, were gonna be somebody, and life would basically be a vince vaugn rom com.

Instead your social life is relegated to daily posting/lurking on a 2006 radio show forum with a bunch of drunks, degenerates, arabs, niggers, fat people, and cripples.

and these are your only friends, because everyone in real life is a faggot "normie".

so, anyways, what do you tell women when they ask for your instagram for social proof?
Do you show them all the ribs you've collected here and some funny fatrick archives, or what?
just curious, genuinely. asking for a friend

Tuhbepurfuctlyhonestwhichya, my life is pretty enviable and close to the way I envisioned it back when I was 16. And yeah I manage to find 5 minutes here and there to piss on the professional corpses of the people who deliberately weaponized the fanbase to which I once belonged.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Ehhh I hoped it would be good but knew it wouldn’t be. Single parent projects 16 dick about thinking ahead. Was one of the smartest kids in my school though. Just liked pussy and drugs more. Going to try to be just a somebody before my time runs out. Wish you all continued success.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

my life has taken such big swings up & down I'm pretty much past caring, which is freeing. I'm pretty chilled right now but I might light the rocket one more time

 

[HH Brother]

I landed right where I knew I would be when I was in college, brother. Making seven figures a year. Slaying high quality tang on the regular. Threesomes for Christmas.

Life is good, brother.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Meh i did just enough to graduate. Never even sniffed a college class. Have my contractors license and work for myself. About where i thought i would be. Unfortunately my dreams didnt plan for inflation

 

[Dennyislife]

I never knew what I wanted to do didn't have any dreams. Basically retired by 30. Financially independent from work anyway. A bit of luck and a dead family member who I didn't even really know.

I always said I would die in my 20s and my soul absolutely did. Now I am coasting to the grave

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I don't think that I ever really thought that far ahead back then, which explains a lot.

I wish I had tried harder. My life isn't bad but it isn't great.

 

[guest]

Tuhbepurfuctlyhonestwhichya, my life is pretty enviable and close to the way I envisioned it back when I was 16. And yeah I manage to find 5 minutes here and there to piss on the professional corpses of the people who deliberately weaponized the fanbase to which I once belonged.

I never knew what I wanted to do didn't have any dreams. Basically retired by 30. Financially independent from work anyway. A bit of luck and a dead family member who I didn't even really know.

I always said I would die in my 20s and my soul absolutely did. Now I am coasting to the grave

Meh i did just enough to graduate. Never even sniffed a college class. Have my contractors license and work for myself. About where i thought i would be. Unfortunately my dreams didnt plan for inflation

glad it's going well for you guys. makes me feel a lot better about where im at right now. Genuinely I'd tell you if I wasn't.


[SIZE=9px]mooooooootherfuuuuuuckingggg scuuuuuuuuumbaaaaggggs[/SIZE]

 

[guest]

Wait, some of you guys are fat? Gross.

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honestly I just want a wife and have kids. Im almost 30 and it's my biological imperative kicking in.
but whenever I hang out with a broad a few times and it has the possibility of becoming something serious, i get sick of her, i hate hearing her breathe, her voice, and just want to be alone. the main problem is american women,
but i can't go off and marry a trad colombian or brazilian cause then I'd be that guy....the fucking loser that had to marry outside the country (dan)
and so the cycle repeats itself.
the chaturbate 2-3x a day routine is probably making me delusional, child.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I thought I was gonna be a rockstar. I got a taste…just a taste. Now I work in logistics and supplement my income by gigging 4-5 times a week. I’m single w/no kids, making decent money, and having a great time. Can’t complain.

 

[EraGodless]

Sometimes your flush, sometimes you're bust...

 

[RaggotFetard]

Wait, some of you guys are fat? Gross.

Just beer and brat fat, child. Only vanity lbs. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[guest]

Just beer and brat fat, child. Only vanity lbs. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

Must be all that Hooters grub. #Ruizing

 

[Harry Powell]

I thought I was going to have so much sex and money when I hit my peak. Shallow, stupid immature dreams. Instead I had 18 months of being the person I “wanted to be” and then I knocked someone up and got myself addicted to drugs.

You just gotta roll with what life gives you. I love my life now, but it’s nothing like what I had envisioned.

 

[Turk February]

You know, at 16, 17, 18, you figured you had the world by the balls, were gonna be somebody, and life would basically be a vince vaugn rom com.

Instead your social life is relegated to daily posting/lurking on a 2006 radio show forum with a bunch of drunks, degenerates, arabs, niggers, fat people, and cripples.

and these are your only friends, because everyone in real life is a faggot "normie".

so, anyways, what do you tell women when they ask for your instagram for social proof?
Do you show them all the ribs you've collected here and some funny fatrick archives, or what?
just curious, genuinely. asking for a friend

In high school I just assumed I'd be dead by 20.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

glad it's going well for you guys. makes me feel a lot better about where im at right now. Genuinely I'd tell you if I wasn't.


mooooooootherfuuuuuuckingggg scuuuuuuuuumbaaaaggggs

Get a good "nice ___, stupid!" Joke and you're on easy street.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I legitimately wanted to be a stand up comic and then a late night talk show host.

I went to college, got a job, and sort of forgot about it because I was busy. Looking at the state of comedy and television now, I’m glad I never pursued anything close to it. I’m pretty sure I’m happier as a regular working guy who shitposts here than trying to buddy up to Big Jay Oakerson to get on his podcast.