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When you were a young man (18-24) did you used to simp for attractive girls?

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I didn't have to much, since I could play an instrument.

But... Yeah, I was a man. What am I, 5?
 

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I've told this before, but when I worked at a gas station when I was like 15, some middle aged guy got butted in line very blatantly by a hot French chick and instead of telling her that he was there first, when he went to say something to her I pointed at him and went "YOU BETTER CALM DOWN!" I cringe every time I think about it.
 
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