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When will the pig come up with a new copypasta?
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I long for the days of “my name is not Richard, stlaker.”
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He's had a few over the years (holy shit, we're 5.5 years into this) and he's changed it up fairly often. The current one is boringly stale at this point, time to freshen things up Pigman.
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Wait quietly for the knock, stlaker. Quietly is the key.
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He's not the most creative guy. Find something sassy a more successful author has told a detractor and he will steal it when he thinks no one will notice. He is probably watching Will Tate like a hawk for new material.
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I'd love for him to come up with a season 4 Walter White-style quote. "I am the one who oinks."
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All that's happened is #PiggyPaid $81k, no stlaker childs have been put in prison or even taken a loss in court, yet this fatso thinks he's intimidating anyone. If the cawps are on their way for anyone it's Ricky for SWATTing himself and wasting the city's time with a bullshit lawsuit. Titty Two Chins is a fat, toothless fraud, emphasis on fat.
Also, he's autistic and it's very hard for those "people" to break habits. He'll be prisoning the negro caregiver at the rest home if his bloated diseased heart keeps him alive that long.
Also, he's autistic and it's very hard for those "people" to break habits. He'll be prisoning the negro caregiver at the rest home if his bloated diseased heart keeps him alive that long.
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I am going to hell, stlaker.
I was mentally ill, stlaker.
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to leave my house plants to nikkki, my Nerf gun to my little brother Kyle, and to have my bearded dragon buried with me. Continuing to live constituted futile crybully existence. Do not read this suicide note again.
I was mentally ill, stlaker.
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to leave my house plants to nikkki, my Nerf gun to my little brother Kyle, and to have my bearded dragon buried with me. Continuing to live constituted futile crybully existence. Do not read this suicide note again.
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He busted out a new one yesterday "Accept prison." Had a good hoot over that one. Please sir, wont you accept this invitation to prison?
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As mind bogglingly autistic as having a lizard as a pet is, he tops it by taking it to a vet. How do you even tell it's sick? Did it only lay motionless on it's rock for 18 of its usual 24 hours? A lizard is for someone who thinks they're too cool for houseplants but too stupid not to kill a dog.
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He paid for an X-ray for a lizard. He truly is the town idiot.
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Think of the cost of a lizard x-ray vs just buying a new one. You could probably replace it with a picture of a lizard and not notice until the fucking food bowl is overflowing.
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You have been instructed, many tens of thousands of times...
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After he gets arrested for the self swats, he'll say "you are coming to prison, stlaker"
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We would absolutely have to smuggle a phone in for him, just to continue texting beefers pics.
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I recently found out that my gf had some big fucking monitor lizard that slept under her pillow and bit everyone but her. It honestly kind of disgusts me and I try not to think about it. She's not some fucking gross retard you'd expect to own a lizard. She's beautiful and she smells really nice. But she used to sleep with a big fucking lizard under her head. Fuck.
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The last time I had to get a pet an X-ray it was like three hundred something. That was quite a few years ago and I remember being pretty pissed about it at the time.